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Children of the Corn Dogs

by Guadalajara Joe!

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1.
Dutch Oven 02:47
(GJ) i just ate brocolli and beans watch out dutch oven these air biscuits gunna make you scream watch out dutch oven something crawled up my butt and died so here comes the big surprise dutch oven ive been stepping on so many ducks now your nostrils are out of luck dutch oven (Armando) i just ate taco bell watch out dutch oven that chalupas gunna smell watch out dutch oven droppin nasty bombs on your lap watch out dutch oven now im gunna have chili chips cheese ill squeeze my cheeks if you say please dutch oven, baby my gas is deadly and silent under the sheets its getting violent dutch oven, baby toot toot and beep beep i think i just stained the sheets dutch oven and it's so nasty and sweet....
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im on shrooms at ikea and no one knows / has a clue thats the idea im on shrooms, baby at ikea and no one has a clue thats the idea well i got a plan     senors and senoritas gunna eat some shrooms then hang out at ikea ill dance around in every single aisle then twerk a bunk bed for a little while my awareness escalates the voyage has begun as i lay on a futon im trippin balls son i stare into a mirror over near the lights as swedish meatballs fly around everywhere in site! im on shrooms baby at ikea and no one knows / has a clue thats the idea (times 2)  now im in the zone my peak is really peakin should i apply for a job? are they hiring quartericans? i think ill get a cart pretend to buy some pillows but perhaps i should bounce go home and watch WILLOWWWW now as im coming down and here come rent-a-cops ive been hangin here all day with no intention to shop. so i start to build a fort! as the cops yell STOP the i run out really fast cream shuboogie bop im on shrooms baby at ikea and no one knows / has a clue thats the idea (times 2) 
3.
i shower in the nude i love eating food im guadalajara joe! not ravishing rick rude lottie dottie guady like to make party from weed, california down to rancho cottati i'm a 1/4 puerto rican i get my gas from beacon and ill fill it to the brim baby if you wanna do some freakin (on the weekend) i'm just a malaka chillin' with chewbacca waterskiin' for weeks down at lake titticaca baby lets get frisky triple scoop at thrifty son of bitch, shit just call me russell ziskey omg im so cray cray omg im so cray cray baby i dont care what anybody say... bachelorette parties need to hire may! im drivin to big bear with a girl with big hair we're in our underwear she's got a bottle of nair she rubs her pair i begin to stare under wear teared privates we shared we drank a coors cutters then she spread some butter all over her udders then we closed the shudder we created hecka clutter oh no i didn't studder omg im so cray cray omg im so cray cray baby i dont care what anybody say... bachelorette parties need to hire may!
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trust yourself have some fun everybody's number 1 and everyone is someone so lets cook those problems one by one til their done limitz r e-looshunz made by institutions dont let fear move in to your brain you magical human im skeptical of chemicals especially near my testicles and if vegetables were on pedestals that would be quite incredible there alotta bs making spectacles that should take place in receptacles which many think is acceptable but for me its undigestable there should be more genital festivals they dont need to be technical just simply exceptional as long as there aint corporate tentacles..involved problem solved limitz r e-looshunz made by institutions dont let fear move in to your brain you magical human governments are juvenile but at least the air's still usable its business as usual worldwide inside of cubicles i know mountains are moveable especially when you're writing musicals anything is doable cuz all of life is beautiful i strive to make songs groovable but not all vitamins are chewable if you dont find my lyrics suitable dont forget my music's mutable limitz r e-looshunz made by institutions dont let fear move in to your brain you magical human
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well i should go blindfolded when i walk around cuz the ads on the wall are really bringing me down im so sick of seein so many processed lies manufactured junk that we're programmed 2 buy so what do i do? create nonstop art without fear only with heart and i learned that lesson from guess who the SOUL that i got it knows what to do children of the corn dogs WE ARE GOD and they dont TEACH you that cuz the systems flawed surprise surprise hell aint a place its just a dream full of lies everybody's perfect yup thats a fact and we're infinite! schools wont teach that. we dont die. our souls are always moving artistic matter that just keeps on cruisin i expand awareness as much as i can and control what i create. yup thats the plan cuz positivity and love are at the top of my list and when you trust yourself fear gets pissed children of the corn dogs WE ARE GOD and they dont TEACH you that cuz the systems flawed surprise surprise hell aint a place its just a dream full of lies
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Bump N' Dump 02:05
party people how you doing im guadalajara joe im from the bay area in case you didnt know and i got a sweet move that id like to show its called the bump and dump and here it goes just put your hands in the air and shake em everywhere then drop your dairy air like you're sitting in a chair rock around the clock no need to be a square and then flap your wiiiiings like coko b ware just do that bump DO THE BUMP N DUMP wave your hands up high and feel the funk! just do that bump DO THE BUMP N DUMP cuz life is just a ride not a trunk full of junk aint no stopping these moves they're full on floatin in the sky on a cloud made of flan got that feeling in the souuul of my shoes moonwalking across the street with nothing to prove im feelin all good cuz nothing really matters bumpin and dumpin on a platinum platter its the latest thing aint nothin wrong cuz thats all persective and complaining is highly ineffective just do that bump DO THE BUMP N DUMP wave your hands up high and drop down...kerplunk just do that bump DO THE BUMP N DUMP cuz life is just a ride not a trunk full of junk
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dont leave your soul in the lost and found work that body now just shake it around anytime that you are wearin a frown just get hecka funky and boogie down if you feel your spirits are getting drowned just call me up and ill be your playground you can be my fox ill be your hound we'll blast the stereo and groove to the sound if you'll be my queen ill getcha a crown ill call you your highness whenever we lie down ok here's the deal we all have power everyone can heel but lamestream signals are gettin in the way you gotta shut them off then go out and play! scarcity is FAKE for goodness sake that propaganda needs to sink theres a lot of forcefed messages entering our minds if you want to begin..u gotta look within to escape those mental binds cuz every life has meaning thats what i gotta to say we should be convening so everyday is a good day
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Our Roots 02:57
for so many years our roots have been watered by tears instead of rain they've flourished on so much pain but we can stop, step back and get right on track (times 2) time keeps on slippin away from the past some that think their in first are actually in last trusting everybody but dont know themselves thinkin their giants they really are elves tryin to be somebody that they weren't failing to produce with get yourself burnt i dont understand what some are thinkin standing on land as they're sinkin from their own abuse trying to get loose by guzzling juice really quick but then on turns into a prick thinkin their a field goal when they're an onside kick for so many years our roots have been watered by tears instead of rain they've flourished on so much pain but we can stop, step back and get right on track (times 2) dropped covered watered then slaughtered no matter what your age they try to keep you in a cage molded scolded the truth is unfolded that artificial place in space causes one to lose their taste snoozin losin while wishin to be cruisin waking up in a bath of confusion growing sour then devoured then trapped up in a tower.... its time to stop.. step back react utitlize that mind power stemming down the back
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Legalize psilocybin If we don't we ain't survivin' Who needs inventions When you can enter dimensions Legalize those magic mushrooms Time to call out that elephant in the room They dissolve the ego Making us all amigos! Legalize the food of the gods If we do the future will applaud Gets rid of addictions Turning them into fiction Legalize psilocybin Realiiiiiiiiize that i ain't jivin' Let's all trip out And dance And make romance Who even needs pants When you stare at the ants? Legalize psilocybin If we don't we ain't survivin Let's enter some portals As artists immortal Legalize psilocybin Realiiiiiiiiize that I ain't jivin It's time to trip out Cuz thats what lifes about So when you get them Eat em and twist and shout I would suggest in a natural setting!
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Joy and pain They are the same Before u set goals You better learn howta aim Before the tide rises The the beach is exposed Every single answer's Is right under that nose The lust for comfort Kills the passion of the soul And hoarding anything Will get you stuck in a hole When you close your eyes Then you can see And when you block your thoughts You're finally free Have you ever laid down On the ground And just rolled around All over town? People in a hurry To get to whats next The present needs your presence The last time i checked No need to prove nothing Existence is the truth change is never leaving No need for phone booths Skimming the surface Is fun to me Cuz all those little rides Are keeping me free And if you wanna witness Lie after lie Then watch tha electric box And get hypnotized Have you ever laid down On the ground And just rolled around All over town? Wutchagunna do When your dream comes true But you're not ready? Are you gunna take the chute And see it through When things are not steady? Have you ever laid down On the ground And just rolled around All over town?
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seven seas seems like a lot to swim but for you i would do it on a whim again and again i haven't seen you in such a long time but with every breath your always on my mind the sun may set but your impression won't fade you're so far away, but i dont care cuz i know we inhale the same air eventually as it blows on by when im happy i know you feel the high we're together even when we're not side by side this love's too bright to hide if i could id send my hugs in a box so i could squeeze you when you open it up id throw in a couple kisses too you're so far away but i dont care cuz i know we inhale the same air eventually as it blows on by as it blows on by

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This is Guadalajara Joe's 4th funky n funny chunk of songs

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released January 17, 2017

Guadalajara Joe! (lyrics, recording, guitar, keyboards, etc),
Darien シールド (made the beat for On Shrooms at Ikea),
Lynn Darona (vocals on Limitz R E-Looshunz and Seven Seas)
Afro Brunksi (guitar on Bump n Dump)
Armando Telemundo (vocals on Dutch Oven)
Cover art by Liz Bunny

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