Children of the Corn Dogs

by Guadalajara Joe!

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This is Guadalajara Joe's 4th "album" or more like a group of songs

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released January 17, 2017

Guadalajara Joe! (lyrics, recording, guitar, keyboards, etc),
Darien シールド (made the beat for On Shrooms at Ikea),
Lynn Darona (vocals on Limitz R E-Looshunz)
Afro Brunksi (guitar on Bump n Dump)
Armando Telemundo (vocals on Dutch Oven)
Cover art by Liz Bunny

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Guadalajara Joe California

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Track Name: Dutch Oven
(GJ)
i just ate brocolli and beans
watch out
dutch oven

these air biscuits gunna make you scream
watch out
dutch oven

something crawled up my butt and died
so here comes the big surprise
dutch oven

ive been stepping on so many ducks
now your nostrils are out of luck
dutch oven

(Armando)
i just ate taco bell
watch out
dutch oven

that chalupas gunna smell
watch out
dutch oven

droppin nasty bombs on your lap
watch out
dutch oven

now im gunna have chili chips cheese
ill squeeze my cheeks if you say please
dutch oven, baby

my gas is deadly and silent
under the sheets its getting violent
dutch oven, baby

toot toot and beep beep
i think i just stained the sheets
dutch oven

and it's so nasty and sweet....
Track Name: On Shrooms at IKEA
im on shrooms
at ikea
and no one knows / has a clue
thats the idea

im on shrooms, baby
at ikea
and no one has a clue
thats the idea

well i got a plan    
senors and senoritas
gunna eat some shrooms
then hang out at ikea
ill dance around
in every single aisle
then twerk a bunk bed
for a little while

my awareness escalates
the voyage has begun
as i lay on a futon
im trippin balls son
i stare into a mirror
over near the lights
as swedish meatballs fly around
everywhere in site!

im on shrooms baby
at ikea
and no one knows / has a clue
thats the idea (times 2) 

now im in the zone
my peak is really peakin
should i apply for a job?
are they hiring quartericans?
i think ill get a cart
pretend to buy some pillows
but perhaps i should bounce
go home and watch WILLOWWWW

now as im coming down
and here come rent-a-cops
ive been hangin here all day
with no intention to shop.
so i start to build a fort!
as the cops yell STOP
the i run out really fast
cream shuboogie bop

im on shrooms baby
at ikea
and no one knows / has a clue
thats the idea (times 2) 
Track Name: OMG I'm So Cray Cray
i shower in the nude
i love eating food
im guadalajara joe!
not ravishing rick rude
lottie dottie
guady like to make party
from weed, california
down to rancho cottati
i'm a 1/4 puerto rican
i get my gas from beacon
and ill fill it to the brim baby
if you wanna do some freakin (on the weekend)
i'm just a malaka
chillin' with chewbacca
waterskiin' for weeks
down at lake titticaca
baby lets get frisky
triple scoop at thrifty
son of bitch, shit
just call me russell ziskey

omg im so cray cray
omg im so cray cray baby
i dont care what anybody say...
bachelorette parties
need to hire may!

im drivin to big bear
with a girl with big hair
we're in our underwear
she's got a bottle of nair
she rubs her pair
i begin to stare
under wear teared
privates we shared
we drank a coors cutters
then she spread some butter
all over her udders
then we closed the shudder
we created hecka clutter
oh no i didn't studder

omg im so cray cray
omg im so cray cray baby
i dont care what anybody say...
bachelorette parties
need to hire may!
Track Name: Limitz R E-Looshunz
trust yourself
have some fun
everybody's
number 1
and everyone is someone
so lets cook those problems
one by one
til their done

limitz r e-looshunz
made by institutions
dont let fear move in
to your brain you magical human

im skeptical of chemicals
especially near my testicles
and if vegetables were on pedestals
that would be quite incredible
there alotta bs making spectacles
that should take place in receptacles
which many think is acceptable
but for me its undigestable
there should be more genital festivals
they dont need to be technical
just simply exceptional
as long as there aint corporate tentacles..involved
problem solved

limitz r e-looshunz
made by institutions
dont let fear move in
to your brain you magical human

governments are juvenile
but at least the air's still usable
its business as usual
worldwide inside of cubicles
i know mountains are moveable
especially when you're writing musicals
anything is doable
cuz all of life is beautiful
i strive to make songs groovable
but not all vitamins are chewable
if you dont find my lyrics suitable
dont forget my music's mutable

limitz r e-looshunz
made by institutions
dont let fear move in
to your brain you magical human
Track Name: Children of the Corn Dogs
well i should go blindfolded
when i walk around
cuz the ads on the wall
are really bringing me down
im so sick of seein
so many processed lies
manufactured junk
that we're programmed 2 buy
so what do i do?
create nonstop art
without fear
only with heart
and i learned that lesson
from guess who
the SOUL that i got
it knows what to do

children of the corn dogs
WE ARE GOD
and they dont TEACH you that
cuz the systems flawed
surprise surprise
hell aint a place
its just a dream full of lies

everybody's perfect
yup thats a fact
and we're infinite!
schools wont teach that.
we dont die.
our souls are always moving
artistic matter
that just keeps on cruisin
i expand awareness
as much as i can
and control what i create.
yup thats the plan
cuz positivity and love
are at the top of my list
and when you trust yourself
fear gets pissed

children of the corn dogs
WE ARE GOD
and they dont TEACH you that
cuz the systems flawed
surprise surprise
hell aint a place
its just a dream full of lies
Track Name: Bump N' Dump
party people
how you doing
im guadalajara joe
im from the bay area
in case you didnt know
and i got a sweet move
that id like to show
its called the bump and dump
and here it goes
just put your hands in the air
and shake em everywhere
then drop your dairy air
like you're sitting in a chair
rock around the clock
no need to be a square
and then flap your wiiiiings
like coko b ware

just do that bump
DO THE BUMP N DUMP
wave your hands up high
and feel the funk!

just do that bump
DO THE BUMP N DUMP
cuz life is just a ride
not a trunk full of junk

aint no stopping these moves
they're full on
floatin in the sky
on a cloud made of flan
got that feeling in the souuul
of my shoes
moonwalking across the street
with nothing to prove
im feelin all good
cuz nothing really matters
bumpin and dumpin
on a platinum platter
its the latest thing
aint nothin wrong
cuz thats all persective
and complaining is highly ineffective

just do that bump
DO THE BUMP N DUMP
wave your hands up high
and drop down...kerplunk

just do that bump
DO THE BUMP N DUMP
cuz life is just a ride
not a trunk full of junk
Track Name: Shake It Around
dont leave your soul
in the lost and found
work that body now
just shake it around

anytime that you are
wearin a frown
just get hecka funky
and boogie down

if you feel your spirits
are getting drowned
just call me up
and ill be your playground

you can be my fox
ill be your hound
we'll blast the stereo
and groove to the sound

if you'll be my queen
ill getcha a crown
ill call you your highness
whenever we lie down

ok
here's the deal
we all have power
everyone can heel
but lamestream signals
are gettin in the way
you gotta shut them off
then go out and play!
scarcity is FAKE
for goodness sake
that propaganda needs to sink
theres a lot of forcefed messages
entering our minds
if you want to begin..u gotta look within
to escape those mental binds
cuz every life has meaning
thats what i gotta to say
we should be convening
so everyday is a good day
Track Name: Our Roots
for so many years
our roots have been watered
by tears instead of rain
they've flourished on so much pain
but we can stop, step back and get right on track
(times 2)

time keeps on slippin
away from the past
some that think their in first
are actually in last
trusting everybody
but dont know themselves
thinkin their giants
they really are elves
tryin to be somebody
that they weren't
failing to produce
with get yourself burnt
i dont understand
what some are thinkin
standing on land
as they're sinkin
from their own abuse
trying to get loose
by guzzling juice
really quick
but then on turns into a prick
thinkin their a field goal
when they're an onside kick

for so many years
our roots have been watered
by tears instead of rain
they've flourished on so much pain
but we can stop, step back and get right on track
(times 2)

dropped
covered
watered
then slaughtered
no matter what your age
they try to keep you in a cage
molded
scolded
the truth is unfolded
that artificial place in space
causes one to lose their taste
snoozin losin
while wishin to be cruisin
waking up in a bath of confusion
growing sour
then devoured
then trapped up in a tower....
its time to stop..
step back
react
utitlize that mind power
stemming down the back
Track Name: Legalize Psilocybin
legalize psilocybin
if we don't we ain't survivin'
who needs inventions
when you can enter dimensions

legalize those magic mushrooms
time to call out that elephant in the room
they dissolve the ego
making us all amigos!

legalize the food of the gods
if we do the future will applaud
gets rid of addictions
turning them into fiction

legalize psilocybin
realiiiiiiiiize that i ain't jivin'
lets all trip out
and dance
and make romance

you dont need to wear pants
when you stare at the ants

legaize psilocybin
if we dont we aint survivin
let's enter some portals
as artists immortal

legalize psilocybin
realiiiiiiiiize that i aint jivin
its time to trip
cuz thats what lifes about

eat em and twist and shout
let's enter some portals
as artists immortal
Track Name: Rolling Around
joy and pain
they are the same
before u set goals
you better learn howta aim
before the tide rises
the the beach is exposed
every single answer's
right under that nose
the lust for comfort
kills the passion of the soul
and hoarding anything
will get you stuck in a hole
when you close your eyes
then you can see
and when you block your thoughts
you're finally free

have you ever layed down
on the ground
and just rolled around
all over town

people in a hurry
to get to whats next
the present needs your presence
the last time i checked
no need to prove nothing
existence is the truth
change is the key
dont need a phone booth
small talk is deep enough
cuz fun is the key
temporary escapes
are fun to me
if you wanna witness
lie after lie
watch the electric box
and get hypnotized

wutchagunna do
when your dream comes true
but your not ready
are you gunna take the chute
and see it through
when things are not steady