Close your eyes Breath in through your armpits Exhale through your buttholes Visualize your goal But be as specific as possible So the universe can get you exactly what you want in life

Surrounded by Phoneys Everywhere I look people glued to their phones It’s like I’m stuck inside of the twilight zone It’s Human and phone matrimony Good Lord! I’m surrounded by PHONEYS Well Everywhere I look and every where I go Human beings are glued to their dumbphones It’s so sad seeing them all hunched over Messing up their vertebrae with bad posture Silly Con Valley made a major weapon And its called the smart phone – one of the strongest addictions Seems like most people can’t put it down Staring at it nonstop from dusk til dawn I feel so sad for these new generations They never got to experience cel phone freedom They can’t put it down even on vacation So many real life experiences wasted So what’s the remedy? First have empathy. Then address the problem patiently Like keeping my phone off most for most of the day And keeping it at home when I leave my place And use it when I only really need to Then eventually go back to just a landline dudes Yes that’ll be tricky, but I don’t care Cuz this smartphone epidemic Needs serious repair Cuz life was way better in the late 90’s You have a landline and check email maybe once a week Idiocracy’s arrived that is true Do kids these days even know what seeds do? The most advanced technology is our minds And getting kids addicted to smartphones is a CRIME Everywhere I look people glued to their phones It’s like I’m stuck inside of the twilight zone It’s Human and phone matrimony Good Lord! I’m surrounded by PHONEYS Everywhere I look people glued to their phones It’s like I’m stuck inside of the twilight zone It’s Human and phone matrimony Good Lord! I’m surrounded by PHONEYS

The Sun Is Your Friend Hay Everybody! This song’s called “The Sun is your Friend” Ready? Here we go! So many people assume that the Sun is bad for us But actually in reality it is exactly the opposite And if anyone tells you otherwise they’re just trying to profit With their vitamin D blocking chemical lotions and sprays that are so toxic Your sucky diet combined with sunscreen is what causes sunburns and skin cancer But what’s the answer? Let me tell you cuz the sun is actually your friend and is great for you. And we must be open to receiving this infinite silent knowledge of the universe allowing it’s energy to flow freely within enabling it to express what’s inside of you. And alsp I suggest avoiding too much dairy, soy, refined sugar (like soda)…and processed foods And instead start consuming way more organic vegetables and fresh fruits And also you should drink way more water cuz you’re probably too dehydrated So your cells have a chance to grow and dance then your skin will be elated. And if you’re gunna be out in the sun for a long long time Simply Wear a hat, wear long sleeves, or you can lay under this umbrella of mine The Sun is your friend and whoever disagrees is retarded And if you’re scared of the sun your mind has been bombarded With corporate propaganda to hide the truth Tricking so many gullible sheeple that the sun Is bad for you When In reality their souls need reflection And these toxic sunscreens we must question Because these corrupt FDA approved ingredients need correction To the sun we have a real connection; And our body and souls are sources of light and affection And don’t forget that… The Sun is Your Friend It’s love for you has no End It boosts the immunity Of the entire community Surprise! You’re an infinite ray of eternal light, Duh! All right, Shasta, I’ve known you since 18years old so take us home!

Black Knives Matter George Soros and the CIA Created BLM to keep people separate The whole George Floyd skit was faked It’s propaganda! Gotta use your brains The cop knee on his neck was staged Like a page outta pro wrestling But of course when it’s on the news The masses are conditioned to believe it’s true That cop and George Floyd were ACTORS Government Independent Contractors Can’t you see all of the factors? The whole world’s a stage, like I’m a rapper And Black Knives Matter When cutting through parroted chatter And Black Spoons and Forks and Napkins They go great with staged distractions All those protesters were duped Buncha posers following the group Bandwagon retards wearing masks Addicted to their phones without being asked Social medias got you screwed What’s the answer delete your account dudes Come together no matter our race Take off that mask and show your face And change that lifestyle don’t comply To tyranny wanna know why? Cuz they want us all to die Rather soon phuck that we’re stayin alive They wanna keep us under control I’m fucking livid that they stole Our right to living on this earth Let’s take it back cuz we are worth Nothing less than Infinite value To all your souls I do salute That’s why I make my homemade songs Even when most people think I’m wrong And Black Knives Matter When cutting through parroted chatter And Black Spoons and Forks and Napkins They go great (perfect) with staged distractions If everyone simply improved their diets We wouldn’t even need to riot Cuz our perfect health would be the weapon To destroy this corrupt system Gotta get that taste bud discipline Hopefully some of you are still listenin Processed foods are poisonous shit So is refined sugar I must admit Organic produce make diseases quit And noncompliance we must commit Cuz the way to take these dictators out Is to stay healthy and free without a doubt Black Knives Matter When cutting through parroted chatter And Black Spoons and Forks and Napkins They go perfect with staged distractions And so many of you just bought it without any questioning. Gotta get skeptical!

Societal Distancing Ok you guys welp here’s yet another sample of the thoughts that go through my mind! Ready? Here we go! Well I can’t wait To move in 2 a cave And disappear Quietly Society Has gotten so gay I’ll take my cel phone Throw it far away And I can’t wait To move in 2 a cave I won’t need Any money A digital slave I refuse to be Societal distancing Is so exciting Society’s so serious It’s making me delirious I’d rather live in a cave So I don’t have to behave Dance all night nude In solitude Under the stars Far from cars I’ll eat some twigs Then do a jig By a fire And when I get tired I’ll sleep with bears I don’t care! I’ll befriend snails No more emails No more stupid masks They can kiss my ass I’ll climb some trees And Pet bunnies No lockdowns Just natural sounds Peace and quiet No race riots No helicopters Or corrupt doctors Just nature and me We will be Having so much fun Under the moon n sun And I can’t wait To move in 2 a cave And disappear Quietly Society Has gotten so gay I’ll take my cel phone Throw it far away And I can’t wait To move in 2 a cave I won’t need Any money A digital slave I refuse to be Societal distancing Is so exciting I’ll twist n shout In my hideout Then go poo On the morning dew Wipe my ass With blades of grass Live like Rambo Then eat some mangos No address That’ll be the best Drink from a spring On a boulder I’ll sing Reckless recluse Always busting loose 100% feral Change my name to Darryl And eat some strawberries And I can’t wait To move in 2 a cave And disappear Quietly Society Has gotten so gay I’ll take my dumb phone Throw it far away And I can’t wait To move in 2 a cave I won’t need Any money A digital slave I’ll never be Societal distancing Is absolutely the phucking BEST! I’m gunna keep my healthy ass ungovernable! Actually Maybe I’ll sublet my apartment for a month or two and sample it out. Like Put all my stuff in storage then just walk into the woods and see what happens. You know to test out the waters per se. Oh p.s. also gay means “lame” for all you PC fags.

Obedient and Gullible Why are so many people out there obedient and gullible? Too scared to speak out on anything so they don’t burst their comfort bubble Why are so many people out there obedient and gullible? So many sheep… everywhere and that spells trouble! You gunna wear that mask for the rest of your life? They don’t protect you from nothing, yup that’s right! How’s tv watching going? You staying sedated? You’re life’s pathetic cuz it’s been dictated How that smartphone addiction? Can you live without it? I bet you 3 grand you can’t not look at it (for an hour) How’s that spell you’re under, been brainwashed much? Snap out of it! Get off that mental crutch! Why are so many people out there obedient and gullible? Too scared to speak out on anything so they don’t burst their comfort bubble Why are so many people out there obedient and gullible? So many sheep… everywhere and that spells trouble! Pretty much everything that we’ve been taught is a big fat lie So accept this fact and stop lying to yourself you’re going to get by By facing the truth that the world we live in ain’t what it seems The shadow families that currently run it are going down cuz they are insane Why are so many people out there obedient and gullible? Too scared to speak out on anything so they don’t burst their comfort bubble Why are so many people out there obedient and gullible? So many sheep… everywhere and that spells trouble! Society is gunna collapse it’s only a matter of time Cuz the power and corruption at the top are based on lies and pride Now what we need to do is be conscious of what we consume Boycott big corporations and eat mainly organic veggies and fruits Why are so many people out there obedient and gullible? Too scared to speak out on anything so they don’t burst their comfort bubble Why are so many people out there obedient and gullible? So many sheep… everywhere and that spells trouble! Cuz when you’re healthy they can’t control you And when you’re creative they can’t destroy you So please disobey the government’s rules Cuz it’s a corporate oligarchy, stop being a FOOL, yo !

2Daze Modern Women There’s been a socially engineered attack aimed specifically at females in this day and age Tricking them into becoming dopamine and attention addicts. And what is this weapon used against them? Let me tell ya… Most Modern Women Are in a dedicated relationship with their smartphones Will they cheat on them? No No No Can they put that phone down? Most can’t don’t ya know? They take it with them…wherever they go Hunched over getting beta orbiter praise (in their dm’s) So few see this problem? And I’m amazed And Everything they want is at their finger tips Something needs to be done if this problem persists Cuz it’s only getting worse. Cuz it’s a digital pacifier of course! I could go on and on about this topic but since the music just ended I’ll drop it. Today’s modern women Were never even given a chance Mentally abused since birth Objectified when they dance Modern women I love you But I’m not sure what to do They’re been a socially engineered attack aimed at you And it’s called the smartphone Which most can’t ever leave alone

Greetings from the spirit realm! We are currently utilizing Guadalajara Joe’s mind and vocals as a tool to speak through to you so listen up What’s my life plan? It’s to microdose magic mushrooms on the regular man! When? As often as I can Now If you microdose magic mushrooms on the regular Of the spirit realm you will be a messenger Cuz you won’t take this current illogical reality too seriously Like all those uptight members of society Who are too scared to make art and are living negatively Power hungry psychos focusing solely on making money Cuz you’ll observe all that nonsense as so funnnyyy Your existence will be sweeter than honeyyyy No need to Stress out cuz that ain’t what it’s about You’ll work with your infinite soul without a douuuubt Cuz it makes reality tolerable and way better You’ll be motivated to text less and even write actual letters! And When you micro dose No need to boast Cuz that EGO dissolves Into Toast Micro dose magic mushrooms man I’m talking step up to that psilocybin AND What’s my life plan? It’s to microdose magic mushrooms on the regular man! When? As often as I can

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Get Majestic When life gets hectic You gotta get majestic Just fly like an eagle All the way to Reno When life ain’t whatcha expected Just get majestic Cuz shit always happens More than we could ever imagine Sometimes life gets so hard And things get so rough And all through the scars You know ya gotta stay tough Cuz people will hurt you Without even trying But your strength is a virtue So It’s time to start flying When life gets hectic You gotta get majestic Just fly like an eagle All the way to Reno When life ain’t whatcha expected Just get majestic Cuz chit always happens More than we could ever imagine