1. |
Thankful 4 Cankles
02:56
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Oh baby,
Thank you for not wearing any socks
What you have between your calves and your feet rocks!
Oh baby
I'm so thankful
For those cankles!
At any angle
They are so tranquil
I just love your cankles
You're so fine and filled with charm
I wanna massage your forearms!
I'll tickle your toes then light some candles
Now it's time for me 2 to rub those cankles
I work my way up then all the way down
Cuz coconut oil gets rid of frowns
Let have a smoothie
Cuz they are so groovy
Open my laptop
Put on a movie
What's the plot?
I havent got a clue
Whatchugunnado
Should we do some kung-fu
I'll break a brick
Straight over my head
Then karate kick the door
To the floor by the bed
Then I oil up those cankles
As I lay on the floor
I massage them
While we eat s'mores
Then we do some chores
Like mopping and dusting
Pelvic thrusting
Then you turn into a mustang!
Oh baby
I'm so thankful
For those cankles!
At any angle
They are so tranquil
I just love your cankles
You're so neat
Baby, you're so sweet
Let me massage on your feet
An open mind
Is the key
Into other dimensions
We'll journey
Yes darling
Come over here
So I spank
That nice round rear.
Yeah I know
That you've been so good
So i got you a gift
It's called balsa wood
I put the bubbles
Into your bath
Whisper into your ear
You do the math
1 plus one
= 69
And the timing's always right
Cuz you're so divine
Love jams nonstop
Our phones are dead
I wanna charge you up
And then butter your bread
I'll taste your flan
Yes you can bet
Freaky moves
Result in sweat!
Oh baby
I'm so thankful
For those cankles!
At any angle
They are so tranquil
I just love your cankles
I'm so thankful for your cankles, Thank U!
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2. |
Get Tinderin'
02:47
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Tinderin…it is so darn neat
Why meet in real life?
When you can find love digitally
Download the app
Onto your phone
Upload your sexy pics
Then type a hot bio
About yourself
Then get to swipin’
If your match is a different race
No need for stereotyping
And make sure they aren’t too far away
Cuz the cost of gas is way overpriced these days!
So find your match
Futuristically
By swipin' right
Brings your luck up statistically
Also swipe right if the feeling is right
But swipe left if it looks like they have bad breath
So if you’re seeking to catch
That perfect match
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or If you’re feelin all alone
And searchin' for a bone
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or if you’re just plain bored
And looking to score
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or trying to get hip to a relationship
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Endless potential matches that just wont quit
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
And Tinderin ….
It can get scandalous
From Half Moon Bay
To east Los Angeles
So watch out cuz a girl might be a guy
And if you get tricked in real life then hay it’s ok to cry
You know who loves to tinder?....here we go
Tina Turner Tinders Tony Toni Tone
Thompson Twins Tinder Tanya Tucker
Tim Tebow Tinders Turtle Titties
Ted Turner tinders Tiger Testicals
Tatu tinders Ton Tons (the plane the plane)
I'm talking bout
TTTTTTTTTT Tinder!
And don't 4get....
So if you’re seeking to catch
That perfect match
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or If you’re feelin all alone
And searchin' for a bone
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or if you’re just plain bored
And looking to score
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or trying to get hip to a relationship
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Endless potential matches that just wont quit
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
And I'm out!
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3. |
Didja Hafta
01:43
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Didja hafta hurt me baby?
Didja hafta hurt me true?
You hooked up with all my friends...
Greg, Kip, Merv and Lou
Didja hafta hurt me baby?
Didja hafta hurt me true?
Why did I trust you so much?
I shoulda known what you were gunna do
Didja hafta hurt me baby?
Didja hafta hurt me now?
You threw all my stuff out the window
Even my pet mouse
Didja hafta hurt me baby?
Didja hafta hurt me now?
Now my head's all outta wack
And you're the one havin' a cow?
Didja hafta hurt me baby?
Didja hafta hurt me now?
Oh by the way I just won the lottery
10 trillion dollars so uh Ciao!
Cha Ching, Baby!
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4. |
Jar Jar Jabbar
03:22
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This is a jam for the Haggerty's (Linda n Jim)
Who are so hospitable and mannerly (where do I begin)
Livin' adjacent to state street
This songs for you two
Cuz you’re both so great!
So fire up that kiln!
Cuz this funky fresh jam is super duper ill
I Hope to see ya’ll soon
And I'm sorry it took so long, but this song’s for you!
His name's Jar Jar Jabbar
Eating tuna tar tar
While puffin three cigars
He was the manager at K-mart
In Goleta, california
And he's a superstar
Always shooting under par
He has a bizarre scar that he got from a golf cart
Jar Jar Jabbar…that's his name…and he’s gnar gnar
Here we gooooo
Welllllllllllll
Kareem of Paula Abdul Jabbar
Straight up now tell me
Who you think are
Always stealin' caviar
From the salad bar
At Hometown Buffet
In Corona del mar
He rides around doing random stuff
Like dancing down the block
Taking hecka vape puffs
While controllin' his drone like Al Capone
Singing Wham on karaoke without a microphone
And that’s ok cuz his buzz certainly does has some fuzz
And when did making sense not make sense
And who was the first person to put up a fence
They must’ve been really really tense
Hence the structural defense at their own expense
And I hope they lit some incense
Cuz the whole situation is immense with suspense
And now its time for the chorus Horus
Cuz this song ain't gunna pay the rent!
His name's Jar Jar Jabbar
Eating tuna tar tar
While puffin three cigars
He was the manager at K-mart
In Goleta, california
And he's a superstar
Always shooting under par
He has a bizarre scar that he got from a golf cart
Jar Jar Jabbar…that's his name…and he’s gnar gnar
All alone on Alcatraz
With an uncharged phone acting like a spaz
Jar Jar Jabbar
Is quite the guy
Cruising in his car
That flies in the sky
Jar Jar Jabbar
Can't drive a car
So he ain't going far
And If you swim in broken glass you ain't getting far
Like trying to drive around with no gas in your car
Jar Jar Jabbar
His name's Jar Jar Jabbar
Eating tuna tar tar
While puffin three cigars
He was the manager at K-mart
In Goleta, california
And he's a superstar
Always shooting under par
He has a bizarre scar that he got from a golf cart
Jar Jar Jabbar…that's his name…and he’s gnar gnar
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5. |
Fish Outta Water
03:04
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I'm a fish outta water
Yup that's pho sho
I wanna live off land
But there’s nowhere to go
Gotta pay taxes
To Organized crime
And that’s just a fraction
Of the hurdles to climb
I was...taught the wrong lessons
While I was in school
Now I'm second guessin
How I was raised to be a fool
Which Plants are the medicine?
No one told me
I had to study Edison
Get brainwashed by tv
So then I stepped back
And ate some shrooms
The systems is wack
I got nothing to prove
Time to be the void
That I've wanted to be
No more being annoyed
Time to set myself free
By going low pro
Yes That is the way
Taking things slow
Enjoying the moments of each day
But where can I go
To just live off the land
That’s illegal you know!
Say the politiciANS
No digging wells
To get your own water
You must stare at your cel
And your food must be ordered
Cuz all these apps are all crap
Is what my inner voice says
Just traps that will slap
Common sense out our heads
I'm a fish outta water
Yup that's pho sho
I wanna live off the land
But there’s nowhere to go
Gotta pay taxes
To Organized crime
And that’s just a fraction
Of the hurdles to climb
Workin' for a living
Is a treadmill
So much time given
That ends up nowhere
I just wanna dance
And eat some fruits n vegetables
Take a chance on romance
Share these genitals
But people too serious
Full of fear from the tube
I get so delirious
When I'm in a big group
So I try to stay rogue
As often as I can
Full time job? Nope!
I'd rather go skimMAN
So I'll just stay low pro
FILIN' all the time
Goin' with the flow
No more hills to climb
Just chillin' on the sand
Enjoying the moment
No more building a brand
Now my soul is glowin!
Cuz I'm a fish outta water
Yup that's pho sho
I wanna live off the land
But there’s nowhere to go
Gotta pay taxes
To Organized crime
And that’s just a fraction
Of the hurdles to climb
Of the hurdles to climb
Of the hurdles to climb
Of the hurdles to climb
Of the hurdles to climb
Of the hurdles to climb
Of the hurdles to climb
Of the hurdles to climb
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6. |
Tripping Balls of LOVE
01:45
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We're all just balls of LOVE
And there's NOTHING to be scared of!
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7. |
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I wanna live with an indigenous tribe
I know It might sound crazy so I’ll explain why
They know how to actually survive and thrive
By co-creating life in nature with the divine
I think the western way of life is rather corny
Unbalanced, unhealthy, illogical, and lonely
The 13 mentally ill families that own us are satanic
Brainwashing us since birth to cause a panic
They control the governments, companies, schools and the whole System
By masking our magical powers and infinite wisdom
Enslaving us instead to chase a carrot
Interrupting our infinite thought process and free spirit
So it might be time for a lifestyle change for me
And living with an indigenous tribe might sound pretty strange you see
But they’ve been thriving off the land for thousands of years
The unsustainable western world’s probably going to disappear…in the Near future
Technological advances are setbacks
Computers, tv, and cel phones are like crack
Living in nature is wayyy more healthy
It has as the cures within making our souls wealthy
So long to mental illness and hello to peace
And foraging organic food and medicine will cure every disease
I wanna live with an indigenous tribe
I know It might sound crazy so I’ve explained why
Cuz they know how to actually survive and thrive
By co-creating life in nature with the divine
Ok the mental seed has been planted…will it get watered?
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8. |
Infinite and Bumpy
03:38
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People be arguing…
That the earth is flat
Or NO The earth’s a globe
Well guess what?
I think they’re both wrong yo!
It's infinite and bumpy
In every direction
Created by a mastermind
With divine intelligence
The big bang is B.S.
Cuz there is NO edge
And if you don’t agree
You’ve been programmed
By occult propaganda
We have been brainwashed since birth
By school and the media
About fake shapes of the earth
And NASA
They’re so full of crap
20 billion $ a year
To feed you special effects
And people be defending the lies
Cuz they’re fans
Of Darth Vader and Star Trek
And other science fic-SHAN
And I aint preachin
I'm just spillin the beans
So don’t shoot the messenger
Turn of your TV
Cuz here’s wayyyy more land
Than we’ve been taught
Just ask Admiral Byrd
Oh wait, he got popped
And This realm we’re in
Is infinite and bumpy
So don’t let the media
Make your mind grumpy
Keep your head up high
Free the addiction from your cel (phone)
Cuz mind reading’s real
And we’re MAGICAL!
And Mark twain said…
It’s easier to fool people
Than to convince e'm than they’ve been fooled
At least thinking’s still legal
But is it for that long duuuudes?
Our existence isn’t random
We aint floating in space
We’re in a dimension of heaven
So boycott the rat race
And what else…
Diet is a weapon
Processed food makes disease
While leafy greens keep ya livin’
But food addiction‘s
Got us hooked on that sugar
Speeding up our aging
So we die way quicker
Cuz we can actually live
For hundreds of years
As long as humans
Make fun of their fears
And if you work for a company
That’s founded on greed
I suggest you quit that crap
Then help peeps with special needs!
But it's your life
So just do what you feel
And in this plastic world
Our inner voices know whats real
And this song
Ain't never gunna be a hit
And I don’t even care
Cuz my art’s never gunna quit..
And this realm we’re in
Is infinite and bumpy
So don’t let the media
Make your mind grumpy
Keep your head up high
Free the addiction from your cel (phone)
Cuz mind reading’s real
And we’re MAGICAL!
And we’re magical
And we’re magical
And we’re magical
And we’re magical
And we’re magical
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9. |
Euro Peein'
02:09
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All night I’ve been dancin'
Now I have no pants on
Cinnamon spice
Served with ice
All your wishes are granted
And it's such a lovely feeling
When everything’s appealing
If it's fun you seek
Then do the freak
Then dance upon the ceiling
Then if you feel the vibe
Scream and shout cuz your alive
Then dip your toes
Into some snow
Because the magic has arrived
When I'm on my way to Rome
In search of parties full of foam!
What you're seein'..is European
When I'm rockin' pleather pants
All i wanna do is dance
What I'm feelin'..it's Euro peein
When I'm a peein' on a tree
While peaking on exstacy
I'm a human bein'....that’s Euro peein
I went on Air BnB
For a week in Gay Paris
Exchanged some Euros for my Dollars
So my trip would be complete.
Then I bought some pleather pants
So it's easier for romance
Then a mesh vest for over my chest
To put the women in a trance
The dance floor was a haze
Of french fries and mayonaise
I felt the heat of the beats
Not being discreet usually pays
Cuz all night I was dancin'
And then I had no pants on
Then su-ddenly I had to pee
Time for Euro peein' action
When I'm on my way to Rome
In search of parties full of foam!
What you're seein'..is European
When I'm rockin' pleather pants
All i wanna do is dance
What I'm feelin'..it's Euro peein
When I'm a peein' on a tree
While peaking on exstacy
I'm a human bein'....that’s Euro peein
Just Work your body
It's time to get naughty
And If you're peaking at the party
Then change your name to marty!
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10. |
Smiles R Contagious
04:33
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When she walked through the door
I did a double take and more
And my jaw dropped to the floor
As I noticed all of her beauty
She was wearin high heeled shoes
And a summer dress
The style that she had simply was the best
And I got all kinds of nervous
When she made eye contact with me
She gave me a sexy look that shook and cooked
And I melted and felt just like a rook
And she came up to me and accidentally stepped on my foot
And then she said sorrry
Right there and then I didn't know what to do
I started bleeding in my shoe
But I had to meet this cutie
So I smiled and said "Hi, My name is Doug!"
And she said "Smiles are contagious"
Frowns are outrageous"
Time for me to get courageous"
And ask you to dance with me"
She said "Smiles are contagious"
Frowns are outrageous"
Time for me to get courageous"
And ask you to dance with me"
And I asked, "Are you sure you wanna dance with me?"
I just started bleeding in my shoe ya see"
And you look so darn pretty"
But I think I need to go to the hospital first
and get my foot checked out
And she said, "What you talkin' bout Doug?"
I wanna dance...you know Cut Some Rug"
I don't wanna sit here like a slug"
So I took off my shoe and showed her my wound
That had been created by her high heeled shoe....
Puncturing it and getting all bloody inside of my shoe, ya Know?
And I said, "Before we dance please take a glance
With my foot I can't take a chance...
I wanna shower you with all kinds of romance,
But I think I need like 9 stitches in my foot first"
And we decided to immediately leave the bar
So we got into my car
And we drove not that far
Over to the hospital, pulled up into the parking lot,
Looked at each other and smiled....
And she said "Smiles are contagious"
Frowns are outrageous"
Time for me to get courageous"
And ask you to dance with me"
She said "Smiles are contagious"
Frowns are outrageous"
Time for me to get courageous"
And ask you to dance with me"
So about an hour later we went in
To the hospital with big ole grins
And I noticed that we both had sore shins
But at least my foot had stopped bleedin'
And I was so excited I picked her up off the ground,
Gave her a twirl-a-round and then a car passed by
Bumpin' the funky sound
So we danced right there and then!
We were having so much fun
And I gave her a suggest-shion...
So we decided to go back to the bar
So we got into my car
And we drove not that far
Went in and had some tasty and strong beverages...
So we sat down and looked each other in the eye
She said, "My Oh My...this song's pretty fly!"
So we got up and danced the night away.
And it was so fun and I started smilin'
And she started smilin' and everyone was smilin'...
And she whispered in my ear...
And she whispered "Smiles are contagious"
Frowns are outrageous"
Time for me to get courageous"
and ask you to dance with me"
And I said, "I can't hear you with this music playin'...
Can you like speak up?"
And She said "Smiles are contagious"
Frowns are outrageous"
Time for me to get courageous"
And ask you to dance with meeeeee"
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