Hey guess what….I’m HORNY AS HELL!
Been that way since I was around 12
When my pituitary gland kicked in
And ever since then, that’s how it’s been

Hey sexy girl with the designer perfume
I wanna smell your flower cuz you’re in full bloom
So let’s talk about the birds and the bees
You got one of those and I got one of these
And when mine’s hard it goes inside of yours
And when we get it goin’ we’ll have some sweaty pours
Oh, you know you’re making me so horny
And I’m sorry if you think my lyrics are kinda corny
But I got intercourse on my mind
thinking about humping you all the time
Everything about you is oh so fine
So come over here, and I'll letcha slap my behind!

Hey guess what….I’m HORNY AS HELL!
Been that way since I was around 12
When my pituitary gland kicked in
And ever since then, that’s how it’s been

Guadalajara Joe- John Holmes look-a-like
I ride my bike naked drinkin' punch that’s spiked
I think you need to be pleased asap
So come over here and let me smack YOUR booty
You’re such a cutie
No I’m not talkin’ bout tofutti
Cuz if I wanted one of those
I’d go to trader joe’s
And put my mac down on the milfs that are shoppin’
But what I really want is to get your party poppin’
It’s off the hook so take a look
When we get together passion’s really gonna cook

Hey guess what?….I’m HORNY AS HELL!
Been that way since I was around 12
When my pituitary gland kicked in
And ever since then, that’s how it’s been

Uh oh, looks like it’s Verse 3,
We got no time for tai chi
Or tai bo,
let’s just do it on the flo-
Or in a bed instead
that’s what I said
Or on the roof I’ll bring the pillows and the blanket
Show me that butt and you know I’m gonna spank it
All night long til the sun comes up
Or until it sets- I don’t give a flying saucer
You a sexy double crosser
You a nasty salad tosser
I love your posture

Hey guess what?….I’m HORNY AS HELL!
Been that way since I was around 12
When my pituitary gland kicked in
And ever since then, that’s how it’s been