mr bling bling
is a jewelry king
selling grills, gold chains, and diamond rings
he has flings with honey's from beijing
he's on g-strings like static cling
and it ain't no thing but a chicken wing
like a bee he will sting you in the spring
push you off of a swing
put you into a sling
tie you up with shoe strings
then feed you to yao ming

in san francisco there's this jewelry store
just off of geary and fillmore
mr. bling bling that what it's called
and whenever i pass by i yell "check it out y'all"
read the review on yelp
you want big pimpin, mr. bling bling can help
get a grill to give the females thrills
and once you leave this place
you got hot booties in your face
free piece of custard pie
healthy jugs bouncing right in front of your eyes
you enter the boom boom room
and get pulled into the ladies room and get consumed
everyone gets so excited
and you must admit that you too are delighted
clothing flies off into the air
all because of that BLING, I declare

mr bling bling
is a jewelry king
selling grills, gold chains, and diamond rings
he has flings with honey's from beijing
he's on g-strings like static cling
and it ain't no thing but a chicken wing
like a bee he will sting you in the spring
push you off of a swing
put you into a sling
tie you up with shoe strings
then feed you to yao ming

now what else would you like to hear?
that mr. bling bling's is frequented by richard gere?
i thought that dude only shopped at ross
getting tapered khaki cargo shants made by hugo boss
and now it's time for shots
of popv, cuervo, and sake that's hot
i'm gonna give it all i got
i'm a wishful thinker
an ambitious drinker
hot damn this beat's so tight
i makes breezies' butts bounce with all of their might
let's have some fun tonite
you feed me boob sandwich
i give you orgasmic delight
you wanna play light brite?
well if we do it in our birthday suits....
it'll be outta sight
and yo i have a hunch.......
that sonja and miguel are eating lunch.

mr bling bling
is a jewelry king
selling grills, gold chains, and diamond rings
he has flings with honey's from beijing
he's on g-strings like static cling
and it ain't no thing but a chicken wing
like a bee he will sting you in the spring
push you off of a swing
put you into a sling
tie you up with shoe strings
then feed you to yao ming