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about
this song is about how cray cray Guadalajara Joe! is.
lyrics
i shower in the nude
i love eating food
im guadalajara joe!
not ravishing rick rude
lottie dottie
guady like to make party
from weed, california
down to rancho cottati
i'm a 1/4 puerto rican
i get my gas from beacon
and ill fill it to the brim baby
if you wanna do some freakin (on the weekend)
i'm just a malaka
chillin' with chewbacca
waterskiin' for weeks
down at lake titticaca
baby lets get frisky
triple scoop at thrifty
son of bitch, shit
just call me russell ziskey
omg im so cray cray
omg im so cray cray baby
i dont care what anybody say...
bachelorette parties
need to hire may!
im drivin to big bear
with a girl with big hair
we're in our underwear
she's got a bottle of nair
she rubs her pair
i begin to stare
under wear teared
privates we shared
we drank a coors cutters
then she spread some butter
all over her udders
then we closed the shudder
we created hecka clutter
oh no i didn't studder
omg im so cray cray
omg im so cray cray baby
i dont care what anybody say...
bachelorette parties
need to hire may!
credits
from Children of the Corn Dogs,
released January 17, 2017
guadalajara joe on beat, keyboards, lyrics, etc.
