On Shrooms at IKEA

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this song is about tripping on magic mushrooms at IKEA

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im on shrooms
at ikea
and no one knows / has a clue
thats the idea

im on shrooms, baby
at ikea
and no one has a clue
thats the idea

well i got a plan    
senors and senoritas
gunna eat some shrooms
then hang out at ikea
ill dance around
in every single aisle
then twerk a bunk bed
for a little while

my awareness escalates
the voyage has begun
as i lay on a futon
im trippin balls son
i stare into a mirror
over near the lights
as swedish meatballs fly around
everywhere in site!

im on shrooms baby
at ikea
and no one knows / has a clue
thats the idea (times 2) 

now im in the zone
my peak is really peakin
should i apply for a job?
are they hiring quartericans?
i think ill get a cart
pretend to buy some pillows
but perhaps i should bounce
go home and watch WILLOWWWW

now as im coming down
and here come rent-a-cops
ive been hangin here all day
with no intention to shop.
so i start to build a fort!
as the cops yell STOP
the i run out really fast
cream shuboogie bop

im on shrooms baby
at ikea
and no one knows / has a clue
thats the idea (times 2) 

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from Children of the Corn Dogs, released January 17, 2017
Guadalajara Joe! on lyrics + Darien シールド on beat

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