1. |
I Wanna Visit Uranus
03:39
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Hey Girl, I know gas prices are sky high
And that’s why we gotta get horses to ride
And live in the middle of nowhere
But right now let me tell you about a place I wanna visit
I wanna visit Uranus
Cuz I heard Uranus smells good
And I don’t even own a spaceship
All I got is a piece of wood
I wanna visit Uranus
Cuz I bet that it’s a lovely place
Of course you can play with my rocket
And you can even sit on my face
No need for a telescope
NOPE I just hope that you usually use soap
Let’s take a break from Earth
And focus on the worth of my girth
And I don’t wanna visit Mars
Cuz it’s full of jars that are filled with Sars
And I don’t wanna go to Venus
Cuz going to Venus rhymes with horny shriveled penis
I don’t wanna visit Mercury
Cuz Freddie’s dead and my pubes are way too long & curly
And no need to visit Jupiter
Cuz my lyrics are getting stupider and stupider
Now do you see a pattern
There’s no way in heck that I’d ever drive a Saturn
Cuz why bother with rings
When we can concentrate on doing freak nasty things
And no need to go to Neptune
Fork that place after I visit Uranus I guess I’ll spoon you
And what even happened to Pluto
Can’t go there anymore cuz it’s inhabited by Menudo
All I wanna visit Uranus
Cuz I heard Uranus smells good
And I don’t even own a spaceship
All I got is this piece of wood
I wanna visit Uranus
Cuz I bet it’s a lovely place
I’ll let you play with my rocket
And you can even sit on my face
Here’s some bonus rhymes….
I’m sprinkling my pubes
in the back of the Ubes
And all I’m thinking about
Are your fallopian tubes
And being thankful for Not being famous
And of course visiting Uranus
Did I mention that I wanna visit Uranus?
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2. |
Remember 2 Have FUN
00:40
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Got to
Remember
To have fun
Everyday
Got to
Remember
To have fun
Everyday
Cuz your life’s a
It’s a gift
No need to
Overthink it
So just have fun
Live your masterpiece
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3. |
Already in Heaven
03:25
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What do I have to do
To make everyone understand
That we are
Already in heaven, man
What do I have to do
To make everyone understand
That we are
Already in heaven, man
Why can’t most people understand, Man
That we’re already in heaven
No need for a physical ascension
And why are most lives so bland
All over the land
Cuz they’re programmed
We’re already in heaven
And it’s full of life lessons
And
Hello and Listen up
Class is in session
Those currently in power are corrupt
And they ain’t confessin’
The fact we are all angels
Information suppression
They poison us with chemicals
Tyrant aggression
It’s time to break free
From communal depression
We gotta dance get off our knees
Creative expression
And we don’t need wings to fly
We got plant medicine
And when things go mentally awry
Enter other dimensions
There’s a great awakening
Reality’s getting questioned
And that’s a beautiful thing
Consciousness progression
Programmed mainstream lies
Are outdated obsessions
Recognizing their disguise
No more mental oppression
Being outside and having fun
Infinite jam sessions
Knowing that we’re all the one
Life gets freshened
Homemade everything is better
Forget corporate professions
Let’s knit sweaters and write letters
Exercise self-expression
Eating fruit straight from the trees
Is the best direction
No more need for the lottery
Phuck 7-11
Why can’t most people understand, Man
That we’re already in heaven
No need for a physical ascension
And why are most lives so bland
All over the land
Cuz they’re programmed
We’re already in heaven
And it’s full of life lessons
Yo when’s the last time you watched the sunset
Or danced on magic mushrooms under a meteor shower
Or on a boulder during the full moon
Go wild
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4. |
Lard Have Mercy
02:18
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Well lard have mercy
I gotta lose some weight
Off of my mind
No need to hesitate
If I don’t I’ll go blind
To the truth
Time to unlearn the lies
Told to me in my youth
Well Guess what
Nature is GOD
And we a part of Nature
So time to applaud
Infinite abundance
Mastermind creations
No need for redundance
Unless it’s funky vibrations
Over and over
Nonstop por favor
All night and day
Good times galore
Cuz life is meant for living
And creating so much fun
How much love should we be giving
Um way over a ton
And Lard Have Mercy
I gotta lose some weight
Off of my mind
No need to hesitate
If I don’t I’ll go blind
To the truth
Time to unlearn the lies
Told to me in my youth
And when things don’t work out
They actually work within
So take a slightly different route
And begin
To seek a new perspective
That you’ve never known
Add to the collective
With seeds that you’ve sown
Watered with intuition
Deep in the soil
Through learning from mistakes
Growth from turmoil
Cuz our souls love a challenge
It keeps em strong
Like King Kong’s dong
Admitting it don’t belong in a thong
Well lard have mercy
I gotta lose some weight
Off of my mind
No need to hesitate
If I don’t I’ll go blind
To the truth
Time to unlearn the lies
Told to me in my youth
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5. |
Stop Being Scared
03:26
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Stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll piss on your grave
And stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll call you hella gay
Death is an illusion
Stop swimming in confusion
Go camping often and eat some shrooms
And get rid of your delusions
The Rockefellers intercepted
The truth about real medicine
They created pharmaceuticals
And hid the fact that we’re in heaven
And the side-effects from all the lies
Have come to no surprise
The percentage of brainwashed people
Has been on a major rise
And keep that tv off at night
and also in the day
And also in the afternoon
Actually just throw it away
Cuz the whole point of that invention
is to mentally control you
Into scarcity mindset so you mindlessly consume
A buncha useless junk
Which is why most lives have sunk
Tune out the propaganda
And get down to nasty funk
Stop being prodigal to nature
Cuz nature is your friend
Smart technology is stupid
Cuz your privacy’s about to end
Unless you go analog like
Boss hog doing a travelogue
In Prague
Stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll piss on your grave
And stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll call you hella gay
Refined sugar feeds disease
It’s got most on their knees
The addiction is so real
Getting off it ain’t a breeze
They got us hooked as kids
All our meals were rigged
Processed food upbringing
Heaven forbid
We’ve been lied to through and through
About everything dudes
Oh what you didn’t know
Oh I thought you knew
Just kidding maybe you didn’t
Oh good riddance
Or Perhaps you’d rather not see
Cuz of cognitive dissonance
But you can’t ignore the fact
That you’ve been mentally slapped
Into criminal obedience
Your freedoms on tap
But at least you think you’re free
With that fancy degree
But that don’t mean off the land
You can live independently
So eat a lemon everyday
To keep all diseases away
You can even blend one in water
With wild blueberries
Stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll piss on your grave
And stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll call you hella gay
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6. |
Wutz Really Wut
01:56
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Wutz really wut
Lemme tell ya what’s really up
Those in power are corrupt
And that’s wussup
Wutz really wut
Lemme tell ya what’s really up
Those in power are corrupt
It’s time to take them out yup
So first of all
Most doctors ain’t healing y’all
They’re big pharma sales reps
And they’re paid off yep
And secondly
Movies and TV
Are mental programming and social engineering
And thirdly
You think smart phones are nice
Well they’re actually a 24/7 surveillance tracking device
And fourth of all
Fast food is a poisonous curveball
Made with disease creating chemicals
And for the fifth
It’s politics
Which are just distractions to keep us pissed
And lastly there’s schools
And all their stupid rules
These indoctrination centers produce fools
So what what now
No need to have a cow
Just eat some shrooms from they’re poo
Snap out of that trance now
And wutz really wut
I told ya what’s really up
Those in power are corrupt
And that’s wussup
Wutz really wut
I told ya what’s really up
Those in power are corrupt
It’s time to take them out yup
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7. |
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Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
Everything on tv
Is totally wack
And that includes sports
You’re mind’s under attack
It’s all a distraction
Can’t you see
Or are you too brainwashed
From the programming
It was invented
To control everyone
So turn that flat screen
HD crap off, Son
Cuz the propaganda is real
And it’s been working for years
And it’s filled up generations
Minds full of fear cuz
Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
And all those commercials
Are made with big budgets
To lure you into
Useless consumption
To keep you depressed
So you feel bad about yourself
Worrying about bad breath
And decreasing mental health
And the news with its lies
Keeps the governments alive
Without mainstream media
We’d be better off surprise!
But what can one do
When the programming is so strong
Tune that crap out
Exercise and write songs
Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
Television makes you Retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
How can you not see
That tv’s a weapon
Gotta tune it all out
But it’s such a strong addiction
Stronger than heroin
It’s got most hooked
If everyone stopped watching
The leech families would get shook
And the whole system would collapse
For the good of humanity
No more occult spells
Creating insanity
Just positive vibes
Through and through
Healthy people alive
Everyone’s goals coming true
Nightmares would end
All dreams manifest
Except for the ones
Who value conquest
Cuz imperialism is out
Humanity wins
And mother nature keeps providing
With a big old grin
Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
Ok so what did we learn from this song
Television was created to brainwash you
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8. |
Never 2 Late
02:52
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It’s never too late
To do what you want to do
It’s never too late
To make all your dreams come true
You should just do
Whatever you want to do
You just gotta dream it first
Then play the kazoo
It’s never too late
To do something totally wild
It’s never too late
To get spicy instead of mild
You can do
Whatever you want to do
As long as you don’t screw anyone over
And act like a poser
It’s never too late
To do something you’re scared of
It’s never too late
To give thanks to the stars above
And when they shoot
All across the great big sky
No need to ask them why
Just simply close your eyes
And it’s never too late
To make wishes and believe in them
And it’s never too late
To express yourself with a pen
Cuz this experience
Mustn’t come to any surprise
That our lives are the ultimate prize
No need to wonder why
Or wear a disguise
Now go eat some sweet potato fries
And if your dreams are hard to achieve
And if you get frustrated I suggest just going to the beach
Lay on a blanket and take a nice long nap
Wake up at some point and then that’s that
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9. |
They Ain't Gunna Win
03:15
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For generations we’ve been slaves to parasites
And right now the time is oh so right
To snap out of their corny spells
And break free forever from their lame shackles
They ain’t gunna win
There’s no way in heck
They may have things rigged
But nature will keep them in check
They ain’t gunna win
There’s no way in heck
They may have things rigged
The universe will keep them in check
Imagination
Is a portal
You are powerful
And your soul’s immortal
We've got two choices
Fear and love
Fear'll keep you down
Love fits like a glove
And this dimension
Is made up of vibes
You cant ascend
Unless you try
To the next realm
Or frontier
There undiscovered magic
In between your ears
Creativity
Is the key
If you want to improve
Your reality
Cuz your mind
Can take you anywhere
If you can dream it up
Then soon you'll be there
Just do what makes you happy
Create art from the heart
Cuz your soul's everlasting
Now’s the best time to start
Hold onto your power
And never let it go
Listen to your inner voice
It’s the one that knows
They ain’t gunna win
There’s no way in heck
They may have things rigged
But nature will keep them in check
They ain’t gunna win
There’s no way in heck
They may have things rigged
The universe will keep them in check
For generations we’ve been slaves to parasites
And right now the time is oh so right
To snap out of their corny spells
And break free forever from their lame shackles
We're all artists
Created to thrive
If we really want to survive
We gotta control our own food supply
And iron out the wrinkles
Of your soul
If we dont
Then stress will take its toll
Hold onto your power
And never let it go
Listen to your inner voice
It’s the one that knows
And build each moment
With every breath released
Visualize what you want
Live your masterpiece
Use your superhuman
Elbow grease
And on good food
You must feast
In order to avoid disease
And destroy negativity
If you wanna make
The right choice
Just listen to
Your inner voice
And if things have the illusion of getting worse
Simply trust in the universe
For generations we’ve been slaves to parasites
And right now the time is oh so right
To snap out of their corny spells
And break free forever from their lame shackles
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10. |
When I Die
03:20
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When I die
No need to cry
Just take my corpse
And catapult it high
Into the air
No saying prayers
Off a boat
In my underwear
Into the ocean
With no emotion
Watch me sink
With devotion
Then pour some chum
Onto my body, son
Then enjoy
Watching the sharks come
As they feast on me
Please agree
That my life
Was a blown opportunity
Sure I had fun
But I was a bum
A disobedient slave
With low income
Sure I made art
And let some farts
But when it came to fitting in
I couldn’t even start
Cuz I wanted to be free
Couldn’t you see
But I was too busy
Being mainly lazy
Spoiled and abused
Preferring to snooze
Usually waking up
Late afternoon
Then going to the beach
And eating a peach
Scoping the babes
In the thong bikinis
I just wanted to rock
Not walk the walk
Or sit behind a computer
Staring at a clock
Didn’t play the game
I knew it was rigged, mane
That’s why I dropped out
Chit was lame
Hated chasing the carrot
And keeping up spirits
Never believed the propaganda
Acting like a parrot
Looked upon like a stranger
Attracted to danger
Conceived by mistake
Not born in a manger
Stayed incognito
Eating burritos
Killed in obscurity
It was rather neato
Loved being alone
And loved to bone
Relationship complications
Would always grow
Unless with friends
From way back when
That understood
Dancing to funkiness
Let me be forgotten
Let my corpse get rotten
Not need for a grave
No life applauding
So no funeral for this guy
I just explained why
When I die
Just erase me from your mind
Why don't you just forget about me
As you walk on by
Just delete me from your mind
As you walk on by
Don't call my name
Make sure you forget about me
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11. |
Life's a Divine Comedy
02:58
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Baby can’t you understand
That life’s a divine comedy
The creator is a mastermind
And we are part of this masterpiece
And I don’t think that life was meant
To be taken so seriously
You know why
Because our souls are infinite
And we don’t actually die
Surprise
We should spend our moments creatively
Dancing and laughing because everything is fine
As long as you tune out the mainstream media
We’ve been here
Since the beginning of time
But time doesn’t really exist
So might as well pop some zits
Cuz life is just a moment so enjoy it
Baby can’t you understand
That life’s a divine comedy
The creator is a mastermind
And we are part of this masterpiece
And I don’t think that life was meant
To be taken so seriously
And those that are trying to control us anytime
Are going to pay in karma for their crimes
Peace 2 humanity 4ever and ever
And if it gets cold then put on a sweater
But not one that’s too itchy
Unless your name is Lionel Ritchie
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