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The Whole Enchilada

from Hay, Everybody! by Guadalajara Joe!

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Intro by Grandma Mary!

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Boom Boom
He hit it in a nasty way
Zoom Zoom
Watch that Subaru drive away
GJ
We love you in every way
They call me Guadalajara Joe
And he ain't no joke!
I got it goin' on
G-G-G-goin' with the flow
I take it slow
As I drop it down low
Givin' ladies what they want
I'm beggin' him for more
GJ
How I'm living so reckless
I am
Hoping you can connect us
I will
Give you what you expected
Can you hit it, spit it just like you were the bestest

Whatchew want?
The whole enchilada?
Who do you think you are?
Erik Estrada?
Buenos dias with your big old entrada!
Old school style like the Magna Carta!

It's Wednesday night
Time for enchilada special!
At Taqueria Rosita
It surpasses the threshold
With rice and beans on the scene
It's muy bien if you know what I mean

Ench-Enchilada
You are the thing that I'm gonna order!
Ench-Enchilada
You're so darn tasty you tasty Enchilada
Ench-Ench-Enchiladas
You are the things that I'm gonna order!
Ench-Ench-Enchiladas
You're so darn tasty you tasty Enchiladas!

Would you like hot sauce?
No thanks, I'll have mild!
Eating spicy ethnic dishes
Like a new age voodoo child!
Lighting fireworks with trick birthday candles
Frozen Enchiladas are too cold to handle
But microwave 'em
They're too hot to hold
At least that's what I've been told
And I don't think I'd like nachos lacking cheese
At ease
But I'll definitely have more guacamole please
Because I heard it's a great source of good fat
Enchilada a trois, and that's where it's at!

Ench-Enchilada
You are the thing that I'm gonna order!
Ench-Enchilada
You're so darn tasty you tasty Enchilada
Ench-Ench-Enchiladas
You are the things that I'm gonna order!
Ench-Ench-Enchiladas
You're so darn tasty you tasty Enchiladas!

Now if you don't like enchiladas
That's cool!
Not everybody's got the same taste
Yeah, that's true
If we all liked the same things
Then things would be boring
No need for carbon copy humans in this story
Cuz it's sweet to be unique
That's why people that are afraid of themselves will think you're a freak
And people wearing tapered khaki's will think you're a geek
Now let's speak in tongue and cheek
Having a narrow mind will always keep you weak!
That's right...
Having a narrow mind will always keep you weak!

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from Hay, Everybody!, released July 7, 2007
GJ on vocals, Steve Adams on Guitaronne, Kassidy Mefford and Grandma Mary on additional vocals

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