Armando Telemundo Whatchagonnado Yo? G-G-G-G-Go with the flow! (repeat) He's got skillz that can't be topped! Stack some wood Boom! Karate Chop! Look at his hands No splinters Straight rockin' a black speedo in the dead of winter In addition to sweet cowboy boots Not afraid to eat quesadillas in his birthday suit And all the ladies love his body He likes to celebrate it with them Have a physical party And it's so very sweet When Armando Telemundo dances to the funky beat! Armando Telemundo Whatchagonnado Yo? G-G-G-G-Go with the flow! (repeat) He can do 100 pushups on his fingertips Lick his lips and pull off some skateboard tricks And just for kicks he'll take a few sips of some tea Joyfully While he's Teenwolfin' on my legacy And I swear I feel like styles when he's up there So what did you do in the Y2K+6? We ate a bunch of chips and salsa From a wooden bowl made of balsa Armando Telemundo Whatchagonnado Yo? G-G-G-G-Go with the flow! (repeat)

Boom Boom He hit it in a nasty way Zoom Zoom Watch that Subaru drive away GJ We love you in every way They call me Guadalajara Joe And he ain't no joke! I got it goin' on G-G-G-goin' with the flow I take it slow As I drop it down low Givin' ladies what they want I'm beggin' him for more GJ How I'm living so reckless I am Hoping you can connect us I will Give you what you expected Can you hit it, spit it just like you were the bestest Whatchew want? The whole enchilada? Who do you think you are? Erik Estrada? Buenos dias with your big old entrada! Old school style like the Magna Carta! It's Wednesday night Time for enchilada special! At Taqueria Rosita It surpasses the threshold With rice and beans on the scene It's muy bien if you know what I mean Ench-Enchilada You are the thing that I'm gonna order! Ench-Enchilada You're so darn tasty you tasty Enchilada Ench-Ench-Enchiladas You are the things that I'm gonna order! Ench-Ench-Enchiladas You're so darn tasty you tasty Enchiladas! Would you like hot sauce? No thanks, I'll have mild! Eating spicy ethnic dishes Like a new age voodoo child! Lighting fireworks with trick birthday candles Frozen Enchiladas are too cold to handle But microwave 'em They're too hot to hold At least that's what I've been told And I don't think I'd like nachos lacking cheese At ease But I'll definitely have more guacamole please Because I heard it's a great source of good fat Enchilada a trois, and that's where it's at! Ench-Enchilada You are the thing that I'm gonna order! Ench-Enchilada You're so darn tasty you tasty Enchilada Ench-Ench-Enchiladas You are the things that I'm gonna order! Ench-Ench-Enchiladas You're so darn tasty you tasty Enchiladas! Now if you don't like enchiladas That's cool! Not everybody's got the same taste Yeah, that's true If we all liked the same things Then things would be boring No need for carbon copy humans in this story Cuz it's sweet to be unique That's why people that are afraid of themselves will think you're a freak And people wearing tapered khaki's will think you're a geek Now let's speak in tongue and cheek Having a narrow mind will always keep you weak! That's right... Having a narrow mind will always keep you weak!

Say, Whatchagonnado today? Gonna ride on a Segway! Yay! That sounds A-OK! Let's ride on a Segway! May I say that you look great... Riding on that Segway? It's a futuristic sort of play... Riding on that Segway! Gonna ride on a Segway! Let's ride on a Segway! Who's gonna ride on a Segway? Googling.. It is so darn fun! I Google everything I Google everyone I even Google myself and different types of flan I love to Google Google Under the sun! Armando Googles quesadillas Gordon Greggi Googles Guido G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Google! Hey, I got some other ones.... Goose Gossage Googles Gary Gaetti Gayle Gerngergler Googles Gorgonzola Gilbert Gottfried Googles Golden Grahams Greg Gregory Googles gargling Gidget Googles Gadgets God Googles gravity Gizmo Googles Gremlins Gerardo Googles G-strings How about Blingo? It's like the company run by Google, But you can win prizes everytime you log onto their search engine! Bjork Blingos Bananas Balky Bartokomus Blingos balls Beavis and Butthead Blingo boners Barry Bonds Blingos Balco B-B-B-B-B-G-G-G-G-B-B-B-B-G-G-G-B-G-B-G-B-G-B BLINGO and GOOGLE!

Everybody get ready This song has arrived It's time to do the stuff Cuz we all are alive! So let's get loose Shake your caboose And take a little sip of that funky juice So c'mon now! You down to get rough! Get on up and do that funky stuff From the love side Baby, you need a ride? I'll give you one if you let me inside And just maybe I will abide By the rules that you impose Oh, good lookin' girl I'd like to see you without closed....doors And get ready, C'mon! So letzdewit! And get ready, C'mon! Letzdewit! Get ready, C'mon! And when the lights go out I'd like to take part in just what you're all about. The knockin', the shakin' The straight up BOOTY QUAKIN' You're in my skillet scrambing the eggs As I'm toastin' the bacon And then I flip your pancake You pull a shake n' bake Just like no other Oh, girl you make it so HOT! You're gonna melt my butter Gonna spill my maple syrup all over you Serve you with some orange juice And be a part of my balanced meal I'll eat you all up as we begin to feel Each other's body heat and it's such a tasty treat! So get ready to just do it! Get ready, C'mon! So letzdewit! And get ready, C'mon! Letzdewit! Get ready, C'mon!

Barbie She's Gotta Big Booty! And that's where it's at Barbie's gotta big ol' booty And a big furry pussy cat! Barbie She's Gotta Big Booty! And that's what I said And in her walkman She listens to Right Said Fred! Well I'm Barbie And I got a big booty And it sure is neat Cuz I can spank it And I can thank it And I can jiggle it to the beat And I don't care what society says I'm gonna keep my booty big! I'm just keepin' it real! Ya dig? Barbie She's Gotta Big Booty Barbie She's Gotta Big Booty Whoah Whoah Whoah Whoah

Let's take a trip To a place that's trippy We'll sign petitions And hang out with gypsies And get our palms read And avoid going to bed By popping pills That give us thrills And puffing smoke That might make you choke Now I'm trippin' like it's 1806 We'll get our kicks by twirling sticks in my mind I just realized it's 4:20 all the time Plus 69 if you know what I mean 24:7 with magic beans and rice And it's oh, so nice So strap on your teva's And grab a bandana Cuz this bus is headed for Trippylandana Trippy Trippy Trippyness Trippy Trippy Inverness Trippy Trippy Trippyness Let's all go to Trippyland Gosh I'm trippin' Peakin' hard I feel like I just ate a bunch of lard Or 35 Chalupas with Fire Sauce While listening to J-Lo Watching "Who's the Boss" With Tony Danza He's the guy Now I feel like I'm about to cry Cuz I just warped to the 5th dimension And not to mention I'm stuck in detention And I just lost my debit card But who need money When you're friends with the Easter Bunny? I said who needs money When you're friends with the Easter Bunny? Trippy Trippy Trippyness Trippy Trippy Inverness Trippy Trippy Trippyness Let's all go to Trippyland Don't you wish your boyfriend ate flan like me?

Say it loud We're funky n' proud When you hear the funky beat It's such a special treat! On the dance floor A feeling you can't ignore It feels so good And so true Everybody's getting down Including you So let's bust out Simply twist n' shout With the funky stuffin' Givin' up some lovin' With your tasty vibes Livin' a bunch of lives Keep it on the up Drink from the cup Guzzle the funky juice Time to turn it loose With the freshest breaks You got what it takes Even I have what it takes? Yes you do Cuz you know I believe in you! Say it loud We're funky n' proud So let your mind make your moves And you'll never lose What it's all about No time to pout Only gonna win So let's begin To have a lot of fun Cuz we're all #1 Doin' what we do Always coming through Cuz that's the way For a sunny day So let's do it right And have a whole lotta fun tonight Don't change it side Simply glide And go with it And keep your soul uplifted Cuz that's the source And things won't get worse With a handsome attitude No need to be rude Only time to be cool So we can ALL rule! Say it loud We're funky n' proud

Clip n’ Dale’s Snip Snip Clip Clip C’mon out Have an unforgettable trip Sweet hairstyles for sale! C’mon out to Clip n’ Dale’s! Snip Snip Clip Clip C’mon out Have a mind scramblin’ trip Sweet hairstyles for sale! C’mon out to Clip n’ Dale’s! His name is Dale And he won’t fail At enhancing your hairstyle So you can get BUCK WILD! He’s got mad skills Like windows have sills He’s gonna make you look great So ready for the BIG DATE! And he’s concerned about that perm Dale is the best around Visit him and you won’t frown And all his customers love him So humble cuz he’s not above them So when you need a fine hairdo..... Remember Clip n’ Dale’s is the place for YOU! Snip Snip Clip Clip C’mon out Have an unforgettable trip Sweet hairstyles for sale! C’mon out to Clip n’ Dale’s! Snip Snip Clip Clip C’mon out Have a mind scramblin’ trip Sweet hairstyles for sale! C’mon out to Clip n’ Dale’s! It’s in Lakeside It’s about a 40 minute ride from downtown San Diego So leggo my Eggo And you know that this place is en fuego And you know that Dale’s the man Building more than castles made of sand With his magic hands and his magic touch Sweet styles with low prices They don’t cost much What kinda style do you want? Something crimped or something bouffant? Just take a look at the book at the models with the various hairstyles Just choose one and smile And just let Dale know That you want a sweet hairstyle to go!

Guadalajara 2K I must say Today’s the day To celebrate Guadalajara 2K From Timbuk 3 to Bombay Let’s Celebrate in a major way! It’s not a point in time It’s a way of life Time to eliminate your woes and your strife So control + alt + delete whatever you want! Deprogram your mind then take a jaunt Go wherever you want to go Make sure it’s fun Take it slow or take it fast Under the sun! Go in your direction Cuz that’s the way Hey, you got it now Guadalajara 2K! I must say Today’s the day To celebrate Guadalajara 2K From Timbuk 3 to Bombay Let’s Celebrate in a major way! You’re lookin’ real good girl You know it’s true That funky Guadalajara style’s a part of you! So take what you want And shake it up! Jiggle everything Yo’ you know what’s up! Jump real high I’ll be your trampoline Gettin’ mad air over the snobby scene Mad vertical leaps Like Spud Webb Do what you want! That’s what I said! I must say Today’s the day To celebrate Guadalajara 2K From Timbuk 3 to Bombay Let’s Celebrate in a major way! The third verse had arrived And I’m providing the funk Without additives Or any whacked out junk! Cuz we will survive And find the truth By giving it up And turning it loose And we know this And you know that And I’ve noticed That I like it like that So let’s expand our minds And form a big team Drain game winning shots And achieve our dreams! I must say Today’s the day To celebrate Guadalajara 2K From Timbuk 3 to Bombay Let’s Celebrate in a major way!

Fresh Constantly crisp Never Stale Naturally hip With every detail Always original Up to date Trendy wannabes Not so great Clear and colorful Unpolluted Let the people speak Unmuted Radically raw Unprocessed Different unusual Gonna do my best FRESH! Gonna use my mind To travel far Understand everyone’s a shining star Soar in the air Spread our wings Occasionally fall Get some dings But that’s all right It’s okay It’s just a part of life Take it day to day Cuz everyone’s vital In this equation Whether you know it or not You’re all the latest sensation! FRESH! Everyone’s fresh In their own way Whatchagonnado Whatchagonna say? Well, actions speak louder than words That’s a fact! Haven’t you heard And if you haven’t well now you have History repeats now you do the math And if you can’t.....it’s not so tough’ Just sit back and relax You’ll get it soon enough FRESH!

FLY HIGH Let’s fly high in the sky By gettin’ down to the funky sound Let’s fly high in the sky By tryin’ to keep two feet on the ground Hey, what’s up everybody? I got this song that I wrote I actually wrote while I was in a boat And it was meant to get booties shakin’ You know a little bit of that rump quakin’ Feel good everybody Let’s have a party Do the stuff And maybe get naughty Cuz eventually It’s to be The way to do it When we all knew it From way back when When it was time to begin On a journey of nothing but learning The way of the world Through an uncurl Of the body and mind So capture a chunk of time And that time is now So step on out Of that one angle Get a rope and wrangle Whatever it is you need I’m gonna try to dodge that greed Like it was a grenade And that’s what I said so.... Let’s fly high in the sky By gettin’ down to the funky sound Let’s fly high in the sky By tryin’ to keep two feet on the ground The path of life it interesting indeed We gotta work smart in order to succeed Sometimes we jump and often we fall Most times we don’t wanna do anything at all You know who gives us exactly what we need Why do most still have to be filled with so much greed People all over compete to be number one I think we’re equal and should just have fun Cuz we’re all in this together, but still some fight Arguing over what they think is wrong or right We all have hopes, aspirations, and dreams Chasing them is just the hardest it seems If you really want to know what it’s all about I think we gotta help each other out And if people tell you otherwise Maybe ask them to remove their disguise So please absorb these lyrics into your brains Although we are unique, we are all the same so.... Think for yourself and listen to others Cuz we are all simply brothers and sisters Yeah, that’s right We gotta make it hecka tight And fly high like a bird and utilize these wise words and... Let’s fly high in the sky By gettin’ down to the funky sound Let’s fly high in the sky By tryin’ to keep two feet on the ground

Gotta Get Up 2 Get Down You know you gotta get up 2 get down Makin’ moves to the delightful sound You know you gotta get up 2 get down Makin’ moves to the delectable You know you gotta get up 2 get down Makin’ moves to the scrumptious sound Keep movin’ now Never ever stop To this Goo-Goo Cluster style that I’ve brought I just love the funky beats Eat this song it’d be a tasty treat So smooth and light defying gravity So darn sweet might give you cavities So you better brush up on the funk Make the clean catch like Art Monk I keep it stable Trying not to quit And if you gotta a booboo I got the first aid kit All this funk is flowing out to you sooooo Whatchagonnado? I’m gonna have a whole lot of fun Doing the stuff Under the sun Or under the rain If it’s rainin’ But if it was I’d probably be inside marinatin’ Cookin’ up some funk Or on a nerf hoop Pulling a 720 dunk Slammin’ it all the way home And then I call my Grandma Mary on the Cellular phone And wish her a great day As she replies.... “Yes, Guadalajara Joe...okay!” You know you gotta get up 2 get down Makin’ moves to the delightful sound You know you gotta get up 2 get down Makin’ moves to the delectable You know you gotta get up 2 get down Makin’ moves to the scrumptious sound Yes, that’s correct! The funky beats fly further than a jet Like pegged pants they’re tight During the day or night On my side is time That’s your angle here’s mine Make a mistake I don’t mind Cuz honestly I understand Why a good woman is in demand And why an honest man is in demand And why On Demand is in demand And why flan is sometimes pronounced flan Because people are people Here’s the church there;s the peephole Witnessing the stuff that’s going down Might make you laugh Might make you frown Might make you gasp for air Jump back into your high chair And wait for the plane to come Open wide You’re gonna get some Dirty Rotten Nasty Funk Smellin’ 69 times worse than a skunk Takin’ a bath In the tomato juice Now dry off funky people It’s time to turn it loose So get on target and never miss And don’t turn the page until you hear the chimes ring like this.... And then we found the funk that we lost And followed the directions to the funky boss!

Never Been Done What he’s been able to do Has Never Been Done Always coming through Impressing everyone Including me now I’d like you to see Yourself elevating to exactly what you want to be At skating he’s one of the best Well liked, well received He’s from Texas Got in a crazy accident at the age of four He has come so far, has opened every door Of his own opportunity the right vibes he sends To not only the skate community But to all of you my friends He might just have one leg, but it hasn’t stopped him You know he’s not a flake With him nothing’s grim He’s just a committed soul to tearing it up A professional about to erupt On a global scale with his prosthetic piece You know he’s not a flake For Comer anything’s in reach What he’s been able to do Has Never Been Done Always coming through Impressing everyone Including me now I’d like you to see Yourself elevating to exactly what you want to be Whether it be flip tricks in the air You will see he shreds anything without a care or drops of worry Not afraid of baling hard Never in a hurry laid back’s his calling card

Chili Dogg Her name was Phyllis Polliwog She always jogged in clogs The only thing she wanted from me Were chili doggs And I provided her with them Yes, I provided her with them It’d be a big old mess Like soggy corn chex Wrapped up in smelly socks But I’d say “What the Heck?” I’ll provide her with them So I provided her with them Well I was strolling down the street Staring at my feet Avoiding all the gum on the cracked concrete As I took a mental note of someone clearing their throat It was this fly girl wearing a big ol’ coat But it was 99 degrees, so I begged that girl “Please” Remove that coat now She said, “Get down on your knees!” I asked, “Whatchewtalkin’bout, Willis?” She said, “No my name’s Phyllis Polliwog!” Her name was Phyllis Polliwog She always jogged in clogs The only thing she wanted from me Were chili doggs And I provided her with them Yes, I provided her with them It’d be a big old mess Like soggy corn chex Wrapped up in smelly socks But I’d say “What the Heck?” I’ll provide her with them So I provided her with them I said, “Nice to meet you. You look really hot!” She said, “Thanks! Now will you give me all you’ve got?” But I didn’t mean it that way Cuz what I meant to say Was wearing a big coat wasn’t ideal on hot days! But she was soo good lookin’ I mean totally good lookin’ She said, “Let’s go back to my place and we’ll get things cookin’” So I slowly shook my head, and this is what I said... “How about we go to my little brother’s baseball game instead????” Her name was Phyllis Polliwog She always jogged in clogs The only thing she wanted from me Were chili doggs And I provided her with them Yes, I provided her with them It’d be a big old mess Like soggy corn chex Wrapped up in smelly socks But I’d say “What the Heck?” I’ll provide her with them So I provided her with them I said, “My little bro’s gotta big game, and it would be lame... If I flaked out and hung out with you cuz I barely even know your name.” “Okay”, she said, “Let’s go, I’ll help cheer on your little bro, and understand how you want to take it slow.” So we went to the ballpark We drove in her skylark. And on the way she mentioned how she wants to do it after dark. So I suggested I get her a snack. She asked for a pancake stack I said the concession stand don’t have that. And then she asked for a chili dogg..... While wearing fluorescent green clogs.... Her name was Phyllis Polliwog She always jogged in clogs The only thing she wanted from me Were chili doggs And I provided her with them Yes, I provided her with them It’d be a big old mess Like soggy corn chex Wrapped up in smelly socks But I’d say “What the Heck?” I’ll provide her with them So I provided her with them

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