Let's take a trip
To a place that's trippy
We'll sign petitions
And hang out with gypsies
And get our palms read
And avoid going to bed
By popping pills
That give us thrills
And puffing smoke
That might make you choke
Now I'm trippin' like it's 1806
We'll get our kicks by twirling sticks in my mind
I just realized it's 4:20 all the time
Plus 69 if you know what I mean
24:7 with magic beans and rice
And it's oh, so nice
So strap on your teva's
And grab a bandana
Cuz this bus is headed for Trippylandana

Trippy Trippy Trippyness
Trippy Trippy Inverness
Trippy Trippy Trippyness
Let's all go to Trippyland

Gosh I'm trippin'
Peakin' hard
I feel like I just ate a bunch of lard
Or 35 Chalupas with Fire Sauce
While listening to J-Lo
Watching "Who's the Boss"
With Tony Danza
He's the guy
Now I feel like I'm about to cry
Cuz I just warped to the 5th dimension
And not to mention I'm stuck in detention
And I just lost my debit card
But who need money
When you're friends with the Easter Bunny?
I said who needs money
When you're friends with the Easter Bunny?

Trippy Trippy Trippyness
Trippy Trippy Inverness
Trippy Trippy Trippyness
Let's all go to Trippyland

Don't you wish your boyfriend ate flan like me?