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This slow jam is smooth like botox

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(GJ)
i just ate brocolli and beans
watch out
dutch oven

these air biscuits gunna make you scream
watch out
dutch oven

something crawled up my butt and died
so here comes the big surprise
dutch oven

ive been stepping on so many ducks
now your nostrils are out of luck
dutch oven

(Armando)
i just ate taco bell
watch out
dutch oven

that chalupas gunna smell
watch out
dutch oven

droppin nasty bombs on your lap
watch out
dutch oven

now im gunna have chili chips cheese
ill squeeze my cheeks if you say please
dutch oven, baby

my gas is deadly and silent
under the sheets its getting violent
dutch oven, baby

toot toot and beep beep
i think i just stained the sheets
dutch oven

and it's so nasty and sweet....

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from Children of the Corn Dogs, released January 17, 2017
Armando Telemundo + Guadalajara Joe together at last!

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