Hey Girl, I know gas prices are sky high And that’s why we gotta get horses to ride And live in the middle of nowhere But right now let me tell you about a place I wanna visit I wanna visit Uranus Cuz I heard Uranus smells good And I don’t even own a spaceship All I got is a piece of wood I wanna visit Uranus Cuz I bet that it’s a lovely place Of course you can play with my rocket And you can even sit on my face No need for a telescope NOPE I just hope that you usually use soap Let’s take a break from Earth And focus on the worth of my girth And I don’t wanna visit Mars Cuz it’s full of jars that are filled with Sars And I don’t wanna go to Venus Cuz going to Venus rhymes with horny shriveled penis I don’t wanna visit Mercury Cuz Freddie’s dead and my pubes are way too long & curly And no need to visit Jupiter Cuz my lyrics are getting stupider and stupider Now do you see a pattern There’s no way in heck that I’d ever drive a Saturn Cuz why bother with rings When we can concentrate on doing freak nasty things And no need to go to Neptune Fork that place after I visit Uranus I guess I’ll spoon you And what even happened to Pluto Can’t go there anymore cuz it’s inhabited by Menudo All I wanna visit Uranus Cuz I heard Uranus smells good And I don’t even own a spaceship All I got is this piece of wood I wanna visit Uranus Cuz I bet it’s a lovely place I’ll let you play with my rocket And you can even sit on my face Here’s some bonus rhymes…. I’m sprinkling my pubes in the back of the Ubes And all I’m thinking about Are your fallopian tubes And being thankful for Not being famous And of course visiting Uranus Did I mention that I wanna visit Uranus?

Got to Remember To have fun Everyday Got to Remember To have fun Everyday Cuz your life’s a It’s a gift No need to Overthink it So just have fun Live your masterpiece

What do I have to do To make everyone understand That we are Already in heaven, man What do I have to do To make everyone understand That we are Already in heaven, man Why can’t most people understand, Man That we’re already in heaven No need for a physical ascension And why are most lives so bland All over the land Cuz they’re programmed We’re already in heaven And it’s full of life lessons And Hello and Listen up Class is in session Those currently in power are corrupt And they ain’t confessin’ The fact we are all angels Information suppression They poison us with chemicals Tyrant aggression It’s time to break free From communal depression We gotta dance get off our knees Creative expression And we don’t need wings to fly We got plant medicine And when things go mentally awry Enter other dimensions There’s a great awakening Reality’s getting questioned And that’s a beautiful thing Consciousness progression Programmed mainstream lies Are outdated obsessions Recognizing their disguise No more mental oppression Being outside and having fun Infinite jam sessions Knowing that we’re all the one Life gets freshened Homemade everything is better Forget corporate professions Let’s knit sweaters and write letters Exercise self-expression Eating fruit straight from the trees Is the best direction No more need for the lottery Phuck 7-11 Why can’t most people understand, Man That we’re already in heaven No need for a physical ascension And why are most lives so bland All over the land Cuz they’re programmed We’re already in heaven And it’s full of life lessons Yo when’s the last time you watched the sunset Or danced on magic mushrooms under a meteor shower Or on a boulder during the full moon Go wild

Well lard have mercy I gotta lose some weight Off of my mind No need to hesitate If I don’t I’ll go blind To the truth Time to unlearn the lies Told to me in my youth Well Guess what Nature is GOD And we a part of Nature So time to applaud Infinite abundance Mastermind creations No need for redundance Unless it’s funky vibrations Over and over Nonstop por favor All night and day Good times galore Cuz life is meant for living And creating so much fun How much love should we be giving Um way over a ton And Lard Have Mercy I gotta lose some weight Off of my mind No need to hesitate If I don’t I’ll go blind To the truth Time to unlearn the lies Told to me in my youth And when things don’t work out They actually work within So take a slightly different route And begin To seek a new perspective That you’ve never known Add to the collective With seeds that you’ve sown Watered with intuition Deep in the soil Through learning from mistakes Growth from turmoil Cuz our souls love a challenge It keeps em strong Like King Kong’s dong Admitting it don’t belong in a thong Well lard have mercy I gotta lose some weight Off of my mind No need to hesitate If I don’t I’ll go blind To the truth Time to unlearn the lies Told to me in my youth

Stop being scared All diseases are curable And the real cures to all diseases Are organic fruits and vegetables So eat them everyday And do what I say And if you don’t then you’ll die And I’ll piss on your grave And stop being scared All diseases are curable And the real cures to all diseases Are organic fruits and vegetables So eat them everyday And do what I say And if you don’t then you’ll die And I’ll call you hella gay Death is an illusion Stop swimming in confusion Go camping often and eat some shrooms And get rid of your delusions The Rockefellers intercepted The truth about real medicine They created pharmaceuticals And hid the fact that we’re in heaven And the side-effects from all the lies Have come to no surprise The percentage of brainwashed people Has been on a major rise And keep that tv off at night and also in the day And also in the afternoon Actually just throw it away Cuz the whole point of that invention is to mentally control you Into scarcity mindset so you mindlessly consume A buncha useless junk Which is why most lives have sunk Tune out the propaganda And get down to nasty funk Stop being prodigal to nature Cuz nature is your friend Smart technology is stupid Cuz your privacy’s about to end Unless you go analog like Boss hog doing a travelogue In Prague Stop being scared All diseases are curable And the real cures to all diseases Are organic fruits and vegetables So eat them everyday And do what I say And if you don’t then you’ll die And I’ll piss on your grave And stop being scared All diseases are curable And the real cures to all diseases Are organic fruits and vegetables So eat them everyday And do what I say And if you don’t then you’ll die And I’ll call you hella gay Refined sugar feeds disease It’s got most on their knees The addiction is so real Getting off it ain’t a breeze They got us hooked as kids All our meals were rigged Processed food upbringing Heaven forbid We’ve been lied to through and through About everything dudes Oh what you didn’t know Oh I thought you knew Just kidding maybe you didn’t Oh good riddance Or Perhaps you’d rather not see Cuz of cognitive dissonance But you can’t ignore the fact That you’ve been mentally slapped Into criminal obedience Your freedoms on tap But at least you think you’re free With that fancy degree But that don’t mean off the land You can live independently So eat a lemon everyday To keep all diseases away You can even blend one in water With wild blueberries Stop being scared All diseases are curable And the real cures to all diseases Are organic fruits and vegetables So eat them everyday And do what I say And if you don’t then you’ll die And I’ll piss on your grave And stop being scared All diseases are curable And the real cures to all diseases Are organic fruits and vegetables So eat them everyday And do what I say And if you don’t then you’ll die And I’ll call you hella gay

Wutz really wut Lemme tell ya what’s really up Those in power are corrupt And that’s wussup Wutz really wut Lemme tell ya what’s really up Those in power are corrupt It’s time to take them out yup So first of all Most doctors ain’t healing y’all They’re big pharma sales reps And they’re paid off yep And secondly Movies and TV Are mental programming and social engineering And thirdly You think smart phones are nice Well they’re actually a 24/7 surveillance tracking device And fourth of all Fast food is a poisonous curveball Made with disease creating chemicals And for the fifth It’s politics Which are just distractions to keep us pissed And lastly there’s schools And all their stupid rules These indoctrination centers produce fools So what what now No need to have a cow Just eat some shrooms from they’re poo Snap out of that trance now And wutz really wut I told ya what’s really up Those in power are corrupt And that’s wussup Wutz really wut I told ya what’s really up Those in power are corrupt It’s time to take them out yup

Television makes you retarded So unplug it And throw it in the garbage And if you sleep with it on Your mind is being deflated Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated Television makes you retarded So unplug it And throw it in the garbage And if you sleep with it on Your mind is being deflated Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated Everything on tv Is totally wack And that includes sports You’re mind’s under attack It’s all a distraction Can’t you see Or are you too brainwashed From the programming It was invented To control everyone So turn that flat screen HD crap off, Son Cuz the propaganda is real And it’s been working for years And it’s filled up generations Minds full of fear cuz Television makes you retarded So unplug it And throw it in the garbage And if you sleep with it on Your mind is being deflated Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated Television makes you retarded So unplug it And throw it in the garbage And if you sleep with it on Your mind is being deflated Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated And all those commercials Are made with big budgets To lure you into Useless consumption To keep you depressed So you feel bad about yourself Worrying about bad breath And decreasing mental health And the news with its lies Keeps the governments alive Without mainstream media We’d be better off surprise! But what can one do When the programming is so strong Tune that crap out Exercise and write songs Television makes you retarded So unplug it And throw it in the garbage And if you sleep with it on Your mind is being deflated Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated Television makes you Retarded So unplug it And throw it in the garbage And if you sleep with it on Your mind is being deflated Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated How can you not see That tv’s a weapon Gotta tune it all out But it’s such a strong addiction Stronger than heroin It’s got most hooked If everyone stopped watching The leech families would get shook And the whole system would collapse For the good of humanity No more occult spells Creating insanity Just positive vibes Through and through Healthy people alive Everyone’s goals coming true Nightmares would end All dreams manifest Except for the ones Who value conquest Cuz imperialism is out Humanity wins And mother nature keeps providing With a big old grin Television makes you retarded So unplug it And throw it in the garbage And if you sleep with it on Your mind is being deflated Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated Television makes you retarded So unplug it And throw it in the garbage And if you sleep with it on Your mind is being deflated Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated Ok so what did we learn from this song Television was created to brainwash you

It’s never too late To do what you want to do It’s never too late To make all your dreams come true You should just do Whatever you want to do You just gotta dream it first Then play the kazoo It’s never too late To do something totally wild It’s never too late To get spicy instead of mild You can do Whatever you want to do As long as you don’t screw anyone over And act like a poser It’s never too late To do something you’re scared of It’s never too late To give thanks to the stars above And when they shoot All across the great big sky No need to ask them why Just simply close your eyes And it’s never too late To make wishes and believe in them And it’s never too late To express yourself with a pen Cuz this experience Mustn’t come to any surprise That our lives are the ultimate prize No need to wonder why Or wear a disguise Now go eat some sweet potato fries And if your dreams are hard to achieve And if you get frustrated I suggest just going to the beach Lay on a blanket and take a nice long nap Wake up at some point and then that’s that

For generations we’ve been slaves to parasites And right now the time is oh so right To snap out of their corny spells And break free forever from their lame shackles They ain’t gunna win There’s no way in heck They may have things rigged But nature will keep them in check They ain’t gunna win There’s no way in heck They may have things rigged The universe will keep them in check Imagination Is a portal You are powerful And your soul’s immortal We've got two choices Fear and love Fear'll keep you down Love fits like a glove And this dimension Is made up of vibes You cant ascend Unless you try To the next realm Or frontier There undiscovered magic In between your ears Creativity Is the key If you want to improve Your reality Cuz your mind Can take you anywhere If you can dream it up Then soon you'll be there Just do what makes you happy Create art from the heart Cuz your soul's everlasting Now’s the best time to start Hold onto your power And never let it go Listen to your inner voice It’s the one that knows They ain’t gunna win There’s no way in heck They may have things rigged But nature will keep them in check They ain’t gunna win There’s no way in heck They may have things rigged The universe will keep them in check For generations we’ve been slaves to parasites And right now the time is oh so right To snap out of their corny spells And break free forever from their lame shackles We're all artists Created to thrive If we really want to survive We gotta control our own food supply And iron out the wrinkles Of your soul If we dont Then stress will take its toll Hold onto your power And never let it go Listen to your inner voice It’s the one that knows And build each moment With every breath released Visualize what you want Live your masterpiece Use your superhuman Elbow grease And on good food You must feast In order to avoid disease And destroy negativity If you wanna make The right choice Just listen to Your inner voice And if things have the illusion of getting worse Simply trust in the universe For generations we’ve been slaves to parasites And right now the time is oh so right To snap out of their corny spells And break free forever from their lame shackles

When I die No need to cry Just take my corpse And catapult it high Into the air No saying prayers Off a boat In my underwear Into the ocean With no emotion Watch me sink With devotion Then pour some chum Onto my body, son Then enjoy Watching the sharks come As they feast on me Please agree That my life Was a blown opportunity Sure I had fun But I was a bum A disobedient slave With low income Sure I made art And let some farts But when it came to fitting in I couldn’t even start Cuz I wanted to be free Couldn’t you see But I was too busy Being mainly lazy Spoiled and abused Preferring to snooze Usually waking up Late afternoon Then going to the beach And eating a peach Scoping the babes In the thong bikinis I just wanted to rock Not walk the walk Or sit behind a computer Staring at a clock Didn’t play the game I knew it was rigged, mane That’s why I dropped out Chit was lame Hated chasing the carrot And keeping up spirits Never believed the propaganda Acting like a parrot Looked upon like a stranger Attracted to danger Conceived by mistake Not born in a manger Stayed incognito Eating burritos Killed in obscurity It was rather neato Loved being alone And loved to bone Relationship complications Would always grow Unless with friends From way back when That understood Dancing to funkiness Let me be forgotten Let my corpse get rotten Not need for a grave No life applauding So no funeral for this guy I just explained why When I die Just erase me from your mind Why don't you just forget about me As you walk on by Just delete me from your mind As you walk on by Don't call my name Make sure you forget about me

Baby can’t you understand That life’s a divine comedy The creator is a mastermind And we are part of this masterpiece And I don’t think that life was meant To be taken so seriously You know why Because our souls are infinite And we don’t actually die Surprise We should spend our moments creatively Dancing and laughing because everything is fine As long as you tune out the mainstream media We’ve been here Since the beginning of time But time doesn’t really exist So might as well pop some zits Cuz life is just a moment so enjoy it Baby can’t you understand That life’s a divine comedy The creator is a mastermind And we are part of this masterpiece And I don’t think that life was meant To be taken so seriously And those that are trying to control us anytime Are going to pay in karma for their crimes Peace 2 humanity 4ever and ever And if it gets cold then put on a sweater But not one that’s too itchy Unless your name is Lionel Ritchie