Skimboarding
I LOVE IT
I get on that board
I pull a shove it
I go frontside
I go backside
I see bikini girls
And then I wave hi
All day I’m pulling wraps
And when I’m waiting for waves
I got my head in babes’ laps
And Skimboarding equals tons of fun
And having fun is importuunt, son
I started out at age 11
With a homemade woody
Covered in fiberglass resin
The first time I ever did it
I fell right on my back
And I was instantly with it!

I love skimboarding
And it loves me
It’s the funnest thing to do
From the shore to the sea
I love skimboarding
And it loves me
It’s addictive like crack
As far as I can see


And skimboarding
Is totally rad
Cuz when I do it
I’m feeling glad
And then I glide out
To the wave
That was perfectly made
For this particular activity
And Its not just a sport
It’s playing with the universe
While riding on
That board
I’ll hit the sider just right
Then head down the line
Welp usually
And when I’m not at the beach…
I’m still thinking about ….
Skimboarding and me
And when I’m laying in bed
I’m always thinking ahead
Of skimboarding instead
And skimboarding is really great!
It’s the funnest thing to do for heavens sake
And it it oh so neat
The best way to participate is with your bare feet!

I love skimboarding
And it loves me
It’s the funnest thing to do
From the shore to the sea
I love skimboarding
And it loves me
It’s more addictive than a smartphone
Can’t you see?

I love skimboarding