Hey Girl, I know gas prices are sky high
And that’s why we gotta get horses to ride
And live in the middle of nowhere
But right now let me tell you about a place I wanna visit

I wanna visit Uranus
Cuz I heard Uranus smells good
And I don’t even own a spaceship
All I got is a piece of wood
I wanna visit Uranus
Cuz I bet that it’s a lovely place
Of course you can play with my rocket
And you can even sit on my face

No need for a telescope
NOPE I just hope that you usually use soap
Let’s take a break from Earth
And focus on the worth of my girth
And I don’t wanna visit Mars
Cuz it’s full of jars that are filled with Sars
And I don’t wanna go to Venus
Cuz going to Venus rhymes with horny shriveled penis
I don’t wanna visit Mercury
Cuz Freddie’s dead and my pubes are way too long & curly
And no need to visit Jupiter
Cuz my lyrics are getting stupider and stupider
Now do you see a pattern
There’s no way in heck that I’d ever drive a Saturn
Cuz why bother with rings
When we can concentrate on doing freak nasty things
And no need to go to Neptune
Fork that place after I visit Uranus I guess I’ll spoon you
And what even happened to Pluto
Can’t go there anymore cuz it’s inhabited by Menudo

All I wanna visit Uranus
Cuz I heard Uranus smells good
And I don’t even own a spaceship
All I got is this piece of wood
I wanna visit Uranus
Cuz I bet it’s a lovely place
I’ll let you play with my rocket
And you can even sit on my face

Here’s some bonus rhymes….
I’m sprinkling my pubes
in the back of the Ubes
And all I’m thinking about
Are your fallopian tubes
And being thankful for Not being famous
And of course visiting Uranus

Did I mention that I wanna visit Uranus?