Girl, I know you’re talking to others guys and I don’t even care cuz I know about all the nasty stuff you’ve said about me when I was so kind to you. I know you’re an immature drama addicted narcissist seeking online validation because you’re a miserable creature to scared to take a chance in life. So I’m leaving you and by the way….

I’d rather be a dolphin
Than a human, that’s right
Cuz dolphin life seems way funner
And 98% of humanity today is brainwashed which is a total bummer
And dolphins simply just have a blast wherever they go
and most humans are scared from mainstream media’s propaganda don’t ya know
And dolphins aren’t addicted to social media and smartphones
They don’t need online validation they just want do flips and bone
Dolphins aren’t forced to wear pointless masks on their face
They just cruise around enjoying each moment…humanity is a disgrace
And dolphins don’t have corrupt politicians ordering them around
They have so much fun singing and swimming never wearing a frown
And I know the reason….i know the cause of humanity’s problems
It’s cause so few treat anything with respect in this narcissystem

Is there a porpoise to this song? Yes there is

It’s to point out that most humans can’t think for themselves or handle their biz

I’d rather be a dolphin
Than a human (that’s right)
But I don’t wanna be a dolphin at Sea World
Or one that’s caught in the tuna nets