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Stop Being Scared

from Lard Have Mercy by Guadalajara Joe!

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Stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll piss on your grave
And stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll call you hella gay

Death is an illusion
Stop swimming in confusion
Go camping often and eat some shrooms
And get rid of your delusions
The Rockefellers intercepted
The truth about real medicine
They created pharmaceuticals
And hid the fact that we’re in heaven
And the side-effects from all the lies
Have come to no surprise
The percentage of brainwashed people
Has been on a major rise
And keep that tv off at night
and also in the day
And also in the afternoon
Actually just throw it away
Cuz the whole point of that invention
is to mentally control you
Into scarcity mindset so you mindlessly consume
A buncha useless junk
Which is why most lives have sunk
Tune out the propaganda
And get down to nasty funk
Stop being prodigal to nature
Cuz nature is your friend
Smart technology is stupid
Cuz your privacy’s about to end
Unless you go analog like
Boss hog doing a travelogue
In Prague

Stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll piss on your grave
And stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll call you hella gay

Refined sugar feeds disease
It’s got most on their knees
The addiction is so real
Getting off it ain’t a breeze
They got us hooked as kids
All our meals were rigged
Processed food upbringing
Heaven forbid
We’ve been lied to through and through
About everything dudes
Oh what you didn’t know
Oh I thought you knew
Just kidding maybe you didn’t
Oh good riddance
Or Perhaps you’d rather not see
Cuz of cognitive dissonance
But you can’t ignore the fact
That you’ve been mentally slapped
Into criminal obedience
Your freedoms on tap
But at least you think you’re free
With that fancy degree
But that don’t mean off the land
You can live independently
So eat a lemon everyday
To keep all diseases away
You can even blend one in water
With wild blueberries

Stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll piss on your grave
And stop being scared
All diseases are curable
And the real cures to all diseases
Are organic fruits and vegetables
So eat them everyday
And do what I say
And if you don’t then you’ll die
And I’ll call you hella gay

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from Lard Have Mercy, released November 11, 2022
Written and Performed by Guadalajara Joe!

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