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Television Makes U Retarded

from Lard Have Mercy by Guadalajara Joe!

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Straight UP FACTS

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Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated

Everything on tv
Is totally wack
And that includes sports
You’re mind’s under attack
It’s all a distraction
Can’t you see
Or are you too brainwashed
From the programming
It was invented
To control everyone
So turn that flat screen
HD crap off, Son
Cuz the propaganda is real
And it’s been working for years
And it’s filled up generations
Minds full of fear cuz

Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated

And all those commercials
Are made with big budgets
To lure you into
Useless consumption
To keep you depressed
So you feel bad about yourself
Worrying about bad breath
And decreasing mental health
And the news with its lies
Keeps the governments alive
Without mainstream media
We’d be better off surprise!
But what can one do
When the programming is so strong
Tune that crap out
Exercise and write songs

Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
Television makes you Retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated

How can you not see
That tv’s a weapon
Gotta tune it all out
But it’s such a strong addiction
Stronger than heroin
It’s got most hooked
If everyone stopped watching
The leech families would get shook
And the whole system would collapse
For the good of humanity
No more occult spells
Creating insanity
Just positive vibes
Through and through
Healthy people alive
Everyone’s goals coming true
Nightmares would end
All dreams manifest
Except for the ones
Who value conquest
Cuz imperialism is out
Humanity wins
And mother nature keeps providing
With a big old grin

Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated
Television makes you retarded
So unplug it
And throw it in the garbage
And if you sleep with it on
Your mind is being deflated
Cuz you’re being mentally manipulated

Ok so what did we learn from this song
Television was created to brainwash you

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from Lard Have Mercy, released November 11, 2022
Written and Performed by Guadalajara Joe!

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