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High-Dose Vitamin C Therapy Cures Cancer
High-Dose Vitamin C Cures Cancer that is true
And if a doctor says there’s no cure they’re deceiving you
Because science is paid off and the medical field is corrupt
By these pharmaceutical companies that’s whats up
All their unhealing drugs have so many side effects
That aren’t designed to heal you just keep you sick
They hide the cures to all diseases then feed you lies
How do I know cuz my Dad should still be alive
His doctor told him there’s no cure for cancer, you needed to get chemo
So my dad underwent that treatment based on the doctors ego
And the chemo made him worse he could barely walk.
So my brother and I sat down with our dad and talked
We pleaded he undergo treatment of high-dose vitamin C
And after a little while our dad finally agreed
His cancer decreased by 75% after just three weeks
But the following week he passed away because we were to late
So if you know anyone with cancer tell them to get high-dose vitamin c treatment please
And focus on eating strictly organic fruits and veggies
Seriously, High-Dose Vitamin C Cures Cancer
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2. |
Unjected Jam
01:11
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U-N-J-E-C-T-E-D
There’s now app for people that refuse the kohveed va$$
Cuz we all have medical freedom not to be lab rats
It’s for critical thinkers who aren’t sheep
That can see through propaganda by psycho creeps
Its for dating, meeting, and communal greeting
No need for healthy people to be depleting
And big pharma's gunna collapse there is no doubt
Cuz truth and nature always wins and that’s what it’s about
The app is called Unjected so get on it and
Find your community and say no to medical tyranny!
Because the Unjected are the future of humanity!
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Swipe Left Swipe Right
02:04
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Swipe Left Swipe Right
That’s pretty much all I’m doin’ tonight
Dammit this Plannedemic
Cuz these days nobody has a life
Swipe Left Swipe Right
That’s all we’re allowed to do tonight
Dammit this SCAMdemic
Cuz these days nobody has a life
Gotta charge my dumbphone cuz it’s almost dead
Trying to meet women while laying in bed
Oh boy! It’s a match
She’s almost 50 and the perfect catch!
She got half his money recently divorced
I’m deep sea fishing and staying on course
She just messaged me we go back and forth
Then unmatched me, I’m not sure what for!
Swipe Left Swipe Right
That’s pretty much all I’m doin’ tonight
Dammit this Plannedemic
Cuz these days nobody has a life
Swipe Left Swipe Right
That’s all we’re allowed to do tonight
Dammit this SCAMdemic
Cuz these days nobody has a life
I wanna binge that booty on Hinge
Then I signed up with Hilly until it got too silly
P.O.F. and Tinder I got banned
Those sites didn’t turn out as planned
So I paid for Zoosk so I wouldn’t get the boot
Then I stumbled upon Bumble cuz I like to rumble
And I matched with your Mom on Match.com
Got a hand job under the table
On Coffee Meets Bagel!
Swipe Left Swipe Right
That’s pretty much all I’m doin’ tonight
Dammit this Plannedemic
Cuz these days nobody has a life
Swipe Left Swipe Right
That’s all we’re allowed to do tonight
Dammit this SCAMdemic
Cuz these days nobody has a life
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4. |
Eye Gotta B Positive
03:43
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Eye Gotta Remember to be Positive
Because that’s the best way for me to live
Because if I’m living negatively
I wont be able to give generously!
So I gotta set my mind free
Cuz that’s the best way for me to be
Raise up my arms and stretch like a tree
Cuz everything is ENERGY
I gotta keep my lifestyle heal…thy
By eating organic fruits and veggies
And exercising if ya know what I mean
So I can dodge every disease
And focus on fun activities
Like homemade art and creativity
Wipeout the cobwebs inside my brain
So that I don’t go insane
And boycott media that is mainstream
Fear-based propaganda aint controlling me
Even though psychopaths control society
They ain't for much longer…The truth will be set free
I gotta remember 2 be positive
Because that’s the best way for me to live
Because if I’m living negatively
I wont be able to give generously!
So I gotta set my mind free
Cuz that’s the best way for me to be
Raise up my arms and stretch like a tree
Cuz everything is ENERGY
I’m not a fan of social media
Cuz they steal your personal information, duh
No need for any of that anymore
I’ll simply live in the moment for sure!
I gotta Reach out to my family and friends, often
Let them know that I’m there for them
It really helps to give my soul a cleanse
Giving hugs and encouragement
And B Positive is my blood type
I gotta remember to be like it all the time
Cuz when I don’t I don’t feel fine
Trapped in a box just like a mime!
I gotta remember 2 be positive
Because that’s the best way for me to live
Because if I’m living negatively
I wont be able to give generously!
So I gotta set my mind free
Cuz that’s the best way for me to be
Raise up my arms and stretch like a tree
Cuz everything is ENERGY
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5. |
Checking UP on You
02:16
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Checking Up on You
Well I’m checking up on you
Cuz I know it is the right thing to do
And I just want to let you know
That you deserve to have someone check up on you
And I know you feel your life is a trap
But that’s an illusion to be exact
Cuz you can get anything that you want
With your mind all the time ahhhhh
And I’m checking up on you
Cuz life gets so confusing that’s true
So if you wanna talk you can call me up
Anytime and things will be just fine
And you can tell me whatever’s on your mind
I’ll be all ears rain or shine
Cuz when life gets super twisted we can make it straight
As everything strangely works out in its own way
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Shmoozin and Woozin
02:14
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Shmoozin and Woozin
In the Vacaville Sun
No shade anywhere
Gunna Burn Your Buns
It was funner
than the Nut Tree
Without a doubt
And if you got lost
You could cheat your way out
Wild, Original, Object, Zoom
If you're confused by those initials
I was too
No one really got it
It didn't quite translate
Travelled from Japan all the way
To the Golden State
The WOOZ was never really great
Financially a big mistake
Was 100 degree Vacaville
Really the best place?
From silly mascots to oversized gifts hops
I mean who's gunna wanna pay
Just to get lost?
Shmoozin and Woozin
In the Vacaville Sun
No shade anywhere
Gunna Burn Your Buns
It was funner
than the Nut Tree
Without a doubt
And if you got lost
You could cheat your way out
I only visited the wood one time
With my brother and my Dad
We were feeling so fine
We got lost instantly
Didn’t know what to do
Then we realized
We could cheat the Wooz
So we climbed under the wall
Took an emergency door
And made our way out
By crawling on the floot
Didn’t buy any snacks
Our Dad wanted to go
So off to Scandia in Fairfield we went
With my bro, BP!
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7. |
Smartphones R Dumb
03:41
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I really think that smartphones are the dumbest things ever
If we all got rid of them together it would be so clever
Not to mention fun because we’d all just have landlines
I’ve read and sent enough texts to last my lifetime.
I’ve never felt so alone until I got a smartphone
It weirds me out all the time even when I’m home
Does it listen to me? the answer to that question is yes now
Pop up ads catered to my conversation that really weirds me out
When I go to various places I rarely bring it with me
It feels so much better without it I simply feel free
I think its time to take at least one day a week and just have it off
The most advanced technology is our mind we cant let it go soft
My smart phone is a ball and chain
Staring at it makes me insane
Time to free myself from this addiction
And get back to a landline again!
Plus smartphones ruin your posture and eye site
Where do I begin?
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8. |
What an Opportunity
03:40
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What an opportunity life could be
If we broke away from the 13 leech families
I want to be FREE
Not a slave
To stupid technocracy
Astor, Bundy, Collins, Dupont
Insanity and Power is what they secretly flaunt
Freeman, Kennedy, Li, Onassis
Through propaganda they control the masses
Reynolds, Rockefeller, Rothschild, Russell
A body of lies is they’re only muscle
And Van Duyn
You’ve existed for generations soley on crime
And wanna know why?
They’re hiding infinite land from us
They want us on their grid
I doubt we live on a globe
Lie to us they did
We need good posture
We gotta all stand tall
Then eat organic fruits
And vegetables
Then breath in
And breathe out
Positive thoughts
Are what its all about
And exercise
We gotta get outdoors
Leave the smart phone at home
So you can explore
The healing of nature
With no TV
Because being healthy
Will set our selves free
And what an opportunity life could be
If we broke away from the 13 leech families
I want to be FREE
Not a slave
To stupid technocracy
They’re hiding infinite land from us
They want us on their grid
I seriously doubt we live on a globe
Lie to us they did
They’re hiding the fact that there’s infinite land in every direction
And if you think I'm crazy then you’re mentally lazy
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We're Getting Played
06:45
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Here’s the deal
We’re getting played
We’re getting lied to each and everyday (every single day)
We’re all enslaved
By 13 families…
BUT we can take them out/down with a healthy lifestyle change/ if we don’t obey
Step 1. Eat organic fruits n veggies, Son!
Step 2. Avoid refined sugar and processed foods
Step 3. Tune out everything on tv! (including sports)
Step 4. All Mainstream media must be ignored
Step 5. Dance! and celebrate being alive
Step 6. Drink plenty of water don’t get sick
Step 7. Understand we’re already in Heaven
Step 8. Get more organic leafy greens on that plate!
Step 9. Get with nature and the divine
Step 10. Boycott all major corporations the best u can – then do all these steps again and again and again
Here’s the deal
We’re getting played
We’re getting lied to everyday (every single day) (each and every day)
We’re all enslaved
By 13 families…
BUT we can take them out/down with a healthy lifestyle change/ if we don’t obey
Secretly
There are 13 shadow families
And they control all of society
If you don’t believe me
You’re brainwashed successfully
By those Who want us slaves to technocracy
They’re satanic leeches you see
So you Gotta get rid of your TV
Boycott all media that is mainstream
And lay of the smartphones cuz they’re killing the bees
And lay off that social media I know it’s addicting
But we gotta sacrifice bs if we want a real change! Please!
Here’s the deal
We’re getting played
We’re getting lied to everyday (every single day) (each and every day)
We’re all enslaved
By 13 families…
BUT we can take them out/down with a healthy lifestyle change/ if don’t obey
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Love True
03:32
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Well it was like you were sent from above
And when I first met you beauty is all I could think of
Inside and out running so deep.
I couldn't stop thinking about just you and me
Together hand in hand
An angel I demanded
Nothing that I took for granted
Your smile, your style
Your whole way of thinking
You're always keeping me afloat
No way I would be sinking
Except...
Into your arms
You are protecting me from any harm
I am wanting to get closer to you
You make my dreams come true
All your thoughts I wish I knew at all times
So I could make the right moves without you making any sign
As I gently read your mind and adore your face
And your funny jokes
Although you have good taste
Your high level you never ever boast
Every time I come over
My heart's beating so fast
Every time I'm with you I'm having a blast
And I'm wondering...
Is this gonna last?
I'm more than positive that it will
As we let our emotions spill
All over our bodies and minds
As we spend more and more time
I become elevated oh yes
It's me that you've blessed
With your lift as a gift
There's no way we could drift far apart
And I don't think it'd be smart to go our separate ways
Even for one day
Because if we did
I'd get lost in a daze of a maze
Oh girl you have truly amazed me
And enabled these words to run right through me
With you inside I'm glad you have arrived into my life
Erasing any sort of strife making everything all good.
You are the genie that granted my every wish at once
And I have a hunch that I'll always keep you within me
And that I'll be inside your heart too hopefully.
Because as this love matures and I'm sure it will not choke
As it steadily grows from a seed into an oak
Drowning each other's pain with a magic sort of potion
Floating from our veins and it's such a sweet sensation
To look into your eyes and stare into your soul
A soul so pure that I'm for sure going to stick by you
In high times and in low and wherever we may go I will know
That you have stole my heart from the very start
Now this my friends is love sent from above
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It's Yo Birthday!
01:18
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It’s Yo Birthday!
It’s yo birthday for Goodness Sake
It’s your Birthday so celebrate!
Raise your hands high in the air
Take a deep breath shake your dairy air
Your life is gift and that is true
So whatever you wish for…it’s on it’s way to you!
So enjoy this experience as a constant moment
And be thankful that your soul has spoken
You’re a magical spirit in a human body
So hug your loved ones and have a party
Make a wish
Make sure your goals are delish
Blow out some candles
Make sure your wish is something you can handle
It’s yo birthday, Baby!
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Thank You 4 Listening 2 My Songs
And when you listen to them I hope nothing goes wrong
I appreciate you not giving me the gong
Cuz I’ve been putting put my heart and soul into this for so long
I focus on making fun music that’s’ not the norm
And if you’re interested in booking me I’m way down to perform
Just hit me up on email that’s the best
Guadjoebooking@gmail.com my show will remove any stress
Cuz I focus on creativity that’s my goal
And when everyone’s pumped on life we’re on a roll
Homemade art from my soul straight to you
Channeling the universe infinite Boogaloo
And I hope my lo-fi art makes you glad
And if I meet you in real life we’ll be comrades!
So if you’re looking for a guad joe booking
Just hit me up
Guadjoebooking@gmail.com that’s what’s up!
And Thank You 4 Listening 2 My Songs
And when you listen to them I hope nothing goes wrong
I appreciate you not giving me the gong
Cuz I’ve been putting put my heart and soul into this for so long
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Legalize nature
Legalize fun
Calm down on the technocracy
And we’ll all be number one
And Focus on your health
Cuz that is true wealth
Eat lot of fruits n veggies
Smartphones can go to hell
Set that mind and soul free!
Get rid of that tv
Tune out the propaganda
Cuz it’s brainwashing
Boycott big pharma-
And Fucc va$$ines
They’re bio-weapons
Just wait and see
Make homemade art -
And share it that’s the answer
Don’t be scared of the sun
It doesn’t give you cancer
Unless you use sunscreen
That is full of chemicals
And they’re spraying the air
With heavy metals
So they can control the weather
They say it’s global warming
That’s fake
Its Geo-engineering
For truth’s sake
Stop being so obedient
To criminal tyrants
freedom is the ingredient
So stop being silent!
Cuz no one owns the water
No one owns the land
No owns the oceans
And no one owns the sand
These are given by our mother
The earth provides for FREE
Only according to the greedy
Does the Earth require a fee
So please be strong
And think critically
Or else we’ll all lose our sovereignty
That’s right – keep nature legal
Cuz corporations are unhealthy and criminal
Let’s get our heads out of our asses
And undo the spell that has been hypnotizing the masses
Before it’s too late
There’s a silent war on humanity right now
And so few humans can even see it
Or believe it
So few can feel it cuz they’re not in touch with their spirit
And that’s unfortunate
So now I guess I’ll go and eat a pomegranate
Because they’re good for you and delicious
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