Tinderin…it is so darn neat
Why meet in real life?
When you can find love digitally
Download the app
Onto your phone
Upload your sexy pics
Then type a hot bio
About yourself
Then get to swipin’
If your match is a different race
No need for stereotyping
And make sure they aren’t too far away
Cuz the cost of gas is way overpriced these days!
So find your match
Futuristically
By swipin' right
Brings your luck up statistically
Also swipe right if the feeling is right
But swipe left if it looks like they have bad breath

So if you’re seeking to catch
That perfect match
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or If you’re feelin all alone
And searchin' for a bone
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or if you’re just plain bored
And looking to score
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or trying to get hip to a relationship
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Endless potential matches that just wont quit
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'

And Tinderin ….
It can get scandalous
From Half Moon Bay
To east Los Angeles
So watch out cuz a girl might be a guy
And if you get tricked in real life then hay it’s ok to cry
You know who loves to tinder?....here we go
Tina Turner Tinders Tony Toni Tone
Thompson Twins Tinder Tanya Tucker
Tim Tebow Tinders Turtle Titties
Ted Turner tinders Tiger Testicals
Tatu tinders Ton Tons (the plane the plane)

I'm talking bout
TTTTTTTTTT Tinder!
And don't 4get....

So if you’re seeking to catch
That perfect match
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or If you’re feelin all alone
And searchin' for a bone
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or if you’re just plain bored
And looking to score
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Or trying to get hip to a relationship
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'
Endless potential matches that just wont quit
Get Tinderin' get Tinderin'

And I'm out!