This is a jam for the Haggerty's (Linda n Jim)
Who are so hospitable and mannerly (where do I begin)
Livin' adjacent to state street
This songs for you two
Cuz you’re both so great!
So fire up that kiln!
Cuz this funky fresh jam is super duper ill
I Hope to see ya’ll soon
And I'm sorry it took so long, but this song’s for you!

His name's Jar Jar Jabbar
Eating tuna tar tar
While puffin three cigars
He was the manager at K-mart
In Goleta, california
And he's a superstar
Always shooting under par
He has a bizarre scar that he got from a golf cart
Jar Jar Jabbar…that's his name…and he’s gnar gnar

Here we gooooo

Welllllllllllll
Kareem of Paula Abdul Jabbar
Straight up now tell me
Who you think are
Always stealin' caviar
From the salad bar
At Hometown Buffet
In Corona del mar
He rides around doing random stuff
Like dancing down the block
Taking hecka vape puffs
While controllin' his drone like Al Capone
Singing Wham on karaoke without a microphone
And that’s ok cuz his buzz certainly does has some fuzz
And when did making sense not make sense
And who was the first person to put up a fence
They must’ve been really really tense
Hence the structural defense at their own expense
And I hope they lit some incense
Cuz the whole situation is immense with suspense
And now its time for the chorus Horus
Cuz this song ain't gunna pay the rent!

His name's Jar Jar Jabbar
Eating tuna tar tar
While puffin three cigars
He was the manager at K-mart
In Goleta, california
And he's a superstar
Always shooting under par
He has a bizarre scar that he got from a golf cart
Jar Jar Jabbar…that's his name…and he’s gnar gnar

All alone on Alcatraz
With an uncharged phone acting like a spaz
Jar Jar Jabbar
Is quite the guy
Cruising in his car
That flies in the sky
Jar Jar Jabbar
Can't drive a car
So he ain't going far
And If you swim in broken glass you ain't getting far
Like trying to drive around with no gas in your car
Jar Jar Jabbar

His name's Jar Jar Jabbar
Eating tuna tar tar
While puffin three cigars
He was the manager at K-mart
In Goleta, california
And he's a superstar
Always shooting under par
He has a bizarre scar that he got from a golf cart
Jar Jar Jabbar…that's his name…and he’s gnar gnar