This song is about how it's funner and cheaper to live in a kangaroo pouch than in a house
lyrics
I don't wanna live in a house
I wanna live in a kangaroo pouuuuch
Cuz kangaroo pouches are fuuuuun
They're free and cuddly for everyone
TWO TIMES
Real estate costs too much
I don't wanna owe the bank
Conveniently enough
GOD IS TO BE THANKED
Cuz kangaroos and their pouches
Are a divine creation
Way more comfy than couches
Being inside of them…is a nice vacation
Yes you'll bounce around
When you are inside that kangaroo
But its the cheapest rent in town...(FREE)
So whatchagunnado?
Kangaroo's are warm and tough
They won't make you pay
And you can even play with their kids
Now everyone shout HOORAY
I don't wanna live in a house
I wanna live in a kangaroo pouuuuch
Cuz kangaroo pouches are fuuuuun
They're free and cuddly for everyone
TWO TIMES
Kangaroos are totally cool
Their pouches are so cozy
And kangaroos aint fools
Like those neighors that are nosey
No more going to home depot
No more calling a plumber
No more victims of foreclosures
No more thinking "bummer"
And cuz kangaroos are nice
And lenders can be mean
So lets all live in kangaroos
They'll even lick us and keep us clean.
No first and last rent check needed
No need to sign a lease
They'll pick you up when you feel defeated
Kangaroos just want to help and make peace and
I don't wanna live in a house no no no
I just wanna live in a kangaroo pouch
Now get inside that pouch
And start livin it up
No need to be a grouch
When you've got the kangaroo hook-up
I don't wanna live in a house
I wanna live in a kangaroo pouuuuch
Cuz kangaroo pouches are fuuuuun
They're free and cuddly for everyone
TWO TIMES
credits
from The Phunky Quarterican,
track released August 1, 2018
Written and recorded by Guadalajara Joe!
Beat by BDaps!!!