Believe..... Believe in yourself You cant let anyone else Bring you dowwwwwn So lets take a good look around We all have what it takes And yes there will be mistakes And thats okayyyyyy Cuz learning while having fun Is essential for everyone Even when life weighs a ton Days don't need to be re-runs Cuz happiness and peace Really needs to increase All over this land So let's eats some flan and take a stand! Our magical powers are at hand We are part a divine plan So lets all begin To take a deep breath in And now breath out Lets take the positive route And when problems arise We'll totally get by And that's the end of this corny song

Well Wham bam thank you Ma'am… I’m Guadalajara Joe..here’s My Instagram Jam It’s the hottest app so don’t take a nap Just make an account Then follow people as you crap Post your duck face or that booty Type hashtag #lit...that’s your duty Take pics n vidz of your kids n cars Reveal your lifestyle…to go digitally far Hot bods, pets, meals, and events….. All that staring at our phones. Is time well spent. Get those likes….you know what I mean Give your brain a big rush of dopamine Make a story...if you’re feelin' clever If you don’t want glory then hashtag #whatever Post a positive saying to inspire others Or Get political…like Sally Struthers! So like, comment, upload, repeat It’s the social media that can’t be beat… Post that selfie..into the mirror Make all them haters want to quiver Make those foreign child laborers proud That your smart phone impresses digital crowds So keep feeding that screen addiction on Instagram Put on display how we’re mentally programmed on Instagram Connect without having to really connect on Instagram Flim Flam Kablam!…welcome 2 Instagram Instagram Instagram Instagram Instagram, Maaan Slide into your dm on Instagram Let the digital interaction begin on Instagram Try to not stalk your ex on Instagram Don’t like their pic too deep in that feed on Instagram Buy some followers if you wanna cheat on Instagram Enter a giveaway that is neat on Instagram Type a strategic hashtag on instagram Like Mondaymood Look at my food Waybackwednesday I'm a whole new dude Throwbackthursday Flashback Friday Hashtag blessed Instagram yay By the way my Instagram is @flanjovi (like the band Bon Jovi but with flan so @flanjovi) ok bye (note: actually I deleted social media)

Well we all got funky beats Bumping from inside our chests And when we listen to our hearts There's no need to second guess Cuz our…voices from within They guide us and make us grin Knowing that we are on track So let’s let the FUN begin. Doing what we need to do Will make everyone’s dreams come true And turn the world back into a garden Instead of some fake doo doo Cuz Technocracy aint working Sick folks at the top are jerkin All our chains givin us pain they insane Mutant food is to blame And I'm the phunky quarterican And I'm speaking from my heart If the goal is peace and happiness Right now’s the time to start So let’s breath in then breath out Do our best to think good thoughts Lives our lives from the love’s side And let’s all make nonstop art Now the second Verse is here Time to shift back into gear Cuz I know those ears are waiting For that mind to erase fear Cuz its all a mental game And a battle from within No need to compete with others When our own balls hit our pins And if we get a gutter ball We gotta laugh and stand tall Cuz life’s hurdles Can make you a turtle So just take it slow y’all Cuz…patience is a virtue When driving down this funky road Stay in the moment..take it easy Cruising through each episode And I'm the phunky quarterican And I'm speaking from the heart If the goal is peace and happiness Right now’s the time to start So let’s breath in then breath out Do our best to think good thoughts Lives our lives from the love side And let’s all make nonstop art

Girl, Last night I wasn’t cheatin on ya! I was at my apartment by myself…. I lost my phone the ringer was off yeah Girl, Last Night I stayed home to save some money I didn’t find phone 'til this morning... Yo, I’m on a limited budget Trying to pay off debts So please don’t judge it The situation...that I’m in I gambled artistically When I began my career So now that I am older I wanna pay off my bills So don’t give me the cold shoulder I’m sober...stopped chasing the carrot Can’t afford going out I bought you that dress You never even wear it Girl, Last night I wasn’t cheatin' on ya! I was at my apartment by myself…. I lost my phone the ringer was off yeah. Girl, Last Night I stayed home to save some money. I didn’t find my phone 'til this morning Yo I’m just tryin be good to ya But I see That You just want the money That I have Very little of But maybe down the line The dough will fall from above But until then We’re eating once a day And if you gotta leave I guess I’ll find my way Through this maze That we call life Sometimes sharp often dull Just like a knife Girl, Last night I wasn’t cheatin' on ya! I was at my apartment by myself…. I lost my phone the ringer was off yeah. Girl, Last Night I stayed home to save some money. I didn’t find my phone 'til this morning

Let's let it all hang out Yes thats what its all about No need to pout Cuz i can end that drought no doubt Well I love that outfit And I'd like it better off, baby The coconut oil is here Making that skin oh so soft A bubble bath is up next I overdid it with the foam Nothing too complex Just lips deep in the zone Shake rattle then roll Spreadin jam on the toast No problems right now No worries coast to coast Sunset 2 Sunrise Best believe It's the best! You're such an animal I'm talking nothing but net! And I like that follow through Cuz your form is perfect All my dreams just came true Cuz im drenched in your sweat, baby (Twice) C-o-n-f-i-d-e-n-t Hey hey what can i say I wanna dance my life away Raise my hands high in the air Shout hip hop hooray Gettin funky 24/7 Now thats my kinda job No need to be on time When munchin corn on the cob Hugs n kisses here and there That'll be my paycheck It gets electric in air And then we come correct Money shots nonstop Puttin bitcoin out the biz If you shake my soda pop Then it'll start to fizz Sunset 2 Sunrise Best believe It's the best! You're such an animal I'm talking nothing but net! And I like that follow through Cuz your form is perfect All my dreams just came true Cuz im drenched in your sweat, baby

Well hot dam! That beaver smells better than ham With a side of candied yams! It gets me out of a jam I said mary had a little lamb I'd lick that beaver on a tram Well wham bam thank you ma'am And that beavers so darn cute And i love it when it plays my flute You're so eager For my beaver bebe My beaver Is so eager for you You give me fever In my beaver bebe My beaver Will make your DREAMS come true Well i got beaver fever Am I'm certainly eager To pull some stunts Like Colt Seavers Fall guy Six dollar man I'lll stroke that fur Then enjoy some flan Log ride Bound to get wet Fun time swimming Extra innings you can bet Breast stroke Break the egg yolk Butter the baguette Then go for broke And that's a safe bet Then we jet set Take the mega bus Drop of in Oakland Home of the big booties Bald beaver beauties Collecting wood logs Cutie patutees You're so eager For my beaver bebe My beaver Is so eager for you You give me fever In my beaver bebe My beaver Will make your DREAMS come true B-e-a-v-e-r-s- We gotta realize That beavers are the best!

Hello just do your thing Doesn't matter who's watching Breath in and then breath out Look up twist and shout Having fun is the key Thats right just get naughty Who cares what people think Everybody's doo doo stinks It's life so go nuts Ignore all the fuss Break rules then go wild Get spicy don't go mild Look around don't look back Make out then share a snack Sit on my lap if you need You grapes i will feed Trick or treat all the time No need for pantomime Pushin' peddles to the metal Hotter than a boiling kettle Let it steep just enough Bust out the handcuffs Lock me up throw away the key Now lets both break free Hello just do your thing Doesn't matter who's watching Breath in and then breath out Look up twist and shout Having fun is the key Thats right just get naughty Who cares what people think Everybody's doo doo stinks The fun has begun Release all your grease Relax and absorb the peace How bout move over rover And let Guady take over Full on built to last Aqua sock press on the gas Then press the cruise control Spread butter on that roll Take a bite The time is right Taste buds are stoked tonight Picnic under the moon How bout a fork then a spoon Lay down look up at stars Tonight the world is ours Dip skinny in the lake Sure you can touch that snake No it won't hurt you none The entertainments just begun Hello just do your thing Doesn't matter who's watching Breath in and then breath out Look up twist and shout Having fun is the key Thats right just get naughty Who cares what people think Everybody's doo doo stinks

Well just grab your balls Throw em way up highhhh Just do it now And don't ask why Simply hit your target Over there And you can play this game In your underwear Twirl your balls To make dreams alive Don't throw your balls Into a bee hive Leisure ball it up Cuz it's the Dopest game And u can play it with Shakira If you wanna gain fame! And girls love leisure ball And boys love leisure ball Everybody love leisure ball Cuz its the dopest game in the world! Put your hands in the air And shake your buttz It's leisure ball time So don't grab ur nuts Just grab ur balls Make them dangle Be sure to toss them At the right angle So just zone out And don't think bout nuthin Leisure ball like Thanksgiving dinner with the stuffing I'm pouring gravy Into your ear Stupid dope beats Get into The leisure ball stratosphere And girls love leisure ball And boys love leisure ball Everybody love leisure ball Cuz its the dopest game in the world!

Now if you wanna stay sane Then i suggest camping As often as you can Cuz outdoors is where its at. Our souls always abide Whenever we're chillin outsiiiide The trees n breeze are our guides Making our futures open wide! Things to bring.... Your tent Some friends Some shrooms? Depends... Some water Some some chips A board For skate tricks Some matches Some wood Some food That tastes gooood A sleeping bag A jacket Some socks No tennis racket Some tunes Like Jimi Some treats Gimme gimme Lawn chairs Tooth brush Tooth paste Purple kush A lantern A flash light Cuz seeing in the dark Is hecka tight A bag for recycling Cuz recycling ain't frightening A frisbee Whiffle ball and bat Your dog Maybe not a cat Some wet wipes Some soap A laptop? Nope! Some sweatpants Change of underwear And if you don't change em I don't care A can opener Some salsa In a wooden bowl made of balsa A hammock Guitar Don't let the shishkebobs Get charred Some games Like uno If there's a river A canoe yo Life jackets Some oars Cuz paddling without oars will make your arms sore And don't forget your tent poles Cuz a tent without poles Makes you an a-hole Now if you wanna stay sane Then i suggest camping As often as you can Cuz outdoors is where its at. Our souls always abide Whenever we're chillin outsiiiide The trees n breeze are our guides Making our futures open wide!

I don't wanna live in a house I wanna live in a kangaroo pouuuuch Cuz kangaroo pouches are fuuuuun They're free and cuddly for everyone TWO TIMES Real estate costs too much I don't wanna owe the bank Conveniently enough GOD IS TO BE THANKED Cuz kangaroos and their pouches Are a divine creation Way more comfy than couches Being inside of them…is a nice vacation Yes you'll bounce around When you are inside that kangaroo But its the cheapest rent in town...(FREE) So whatchagunnado? Kangaroo's are warm and tough They won't make you pay And you can even play with their kids Now everyone shout HOORAY I don't wanna live in a house I wanna live in a kangaroo pouuuuch Cuz kangaroo pouches are fuuuuun They're free and cuddly for everyone TWO TIMES Kangaroos are totally cool Their pouches are so cozy And kangaroos aint fools Like those neighors that are nosey No more going to home depot No more calling a plumber No more victims of foreclosures No more thinking "bummer" And cuz kangaroos are nice And lenders can be mean So lets all live in kangaroos They'll even lick us and keep us clean. No first and last rent check needed No need to sign a lease They'll pick you up when you feel defeated Kangaroos just want to help and make peace and I don't wanna live in a house no no no I just wanna live in a kangaroo pouch Now get inside that pouch And start livin it up No need to be a grouch When you've got the kangaroo hook-up I don't wanna live in a house I wanna live in a kangaroo pouuuuch Cuz kangaroo pouches are fuuuuun They're free and cuddly for everyone TWO TIMES

We gotta help each other out That's what it's about So we can twist and shout!