Well Wham bam thank you Ma'am…
I’m Guadalajara Joe..here’s My Instagram Jam
It’s the hottest app so don’t take a nap
Just make an account
Then follow people as you crap
Post your duck face or that booty
Type hashtag #lit...that’s your duty
Take pics n vidz of your kids n cars
Reveal your lifestyle…to go digitally far
Hot bods, pets, meals, and events…..
All that staring at our phones.
Is time well spent.
Get those likes….you know what I mean
Give your brain a big rush of dopamine
Make a story...if you’re feelin' clever
If you don’t want glory then hashtag #whatever
Post a positive saying to inspire others
Or Get political…like Sally Struthers!
So like, comment, upload, repeat
It’s the social media that can’t be beat…
Post that selfie..into the mirror
Make all them haters want to quiver
Make those foreign child laborers proud
That your smart phone impresses digital crowds
So keep feeding that screen addiction on Instagram
Put on display how we’re mentally programmed on Instagram
Connect without having to really connect on Instagram
Flim Flam Kablam!…welcome 2 Instagram

Instagram Instagram
Instagram Instagram, Maaan

Slide into your dm on Instagram
Let the digital interaction begin on Instagram
Try to not stalk your ex on Instagram
Don’t like their pic too deep in that feed on Instagram
Buy some followers if you wanna cheat on Instagram
Enter a giveaway that is neat on Instagram
Type a strategic hashtag on instagram
Like
Mondaymood
Look at my food
Waybackwednesday
I'm a whole new dude
Throwbackthursday
Flashback Friday
Hashtag blessed
Instagram yay

By the way my Instagram is @flanjovi (like the band Bon Jovi but with flan so @flanjovi) ok bye (note: actually I deleted social media)