give me that blumpyyyyyy
when i'm sittin down
bathroom door is closed
don'tchew plug your nose
make me scream and shout

just give that blumpyyyyyy, baby
open your mouth
when i'm goin # 2
you know what to do
make gene simmons proud

blumpies in the morning
blumpies at night
blumpies in the afternoon
they feel so right
blumpies in the outhouse
or the rv
front lawn blumpies
for the neighbors to see
blumpies at the party
right in front of our friends
blumpies in your car
ok, i'll wear depends
blumpies at the auction
when i'm placin' bids
blumpies in the classroom
while i'm teachin' the kids
blumpies in church
while prayin to god
blumpies at the pet store
in front of some dogs
blumpies at the dentist
when my teeth are getting cleaned
or while i'm brewin coffeee
better than caffeine

you know what i mean?

time for the chorus chuck norris

just give that blumpyyyyyy
when i'm sittin down
bathroom door is closed
don'tchew plug your nose
make me scream and shout

give that blumpyyyyyy, baby
open your mouth
when i'm goin # 2
you know what to do
make gene simmons proud

blumpies in space
on the way to uranus
and giving blumpies
just might make you famous
i got a blumpy
from this sexy white russian
when she was done
we found the toilet wasn't flushin'
so what in the world
did we do
she took me to the river
blumpy in her canoe
she lost her shoes
i lost one aqausock
we never found her shoes
but my aquasock was
floating by the dock
of the bay adjacent to
a nice cafe so i screamed
hurray
then ate chili at the all you can eat buffet
and got another
nice blumpy while we rode away on a rented segway
it was terrific a day i must say

just give that blumpyyyyyy
when i'm sittin down
bathroom door is closed
don'tchew plug your nose
make me scream and shout

give that blumpyyyyyy, baby
open your mouth
when i'm goin # 2
you know what to do
make gene simmons proud